Drak The Halls

Next Stop: North Pole

The trio left the mall and a helicopter was sent to pick them up. Once in the air, they all changed into their mission clothes. Luckily for Monique, she had a brand new mysterious spy black lipstick she had been meaning to try on, and this was the perfect opportunity. Kim's Kimmunicator went off and Wade gave her an update.

"Okay, Kim. You guys are arriving at your destination. And you might wanna bundle up. You know how infamously frigid the North Pole is."

"Roger that, Wade." said Kim. "Catch you on the flip side."

"Girl, I know that didn't just come out your mouth!" Monique said.

"I know. I blame Will," Kim shrugged.

When they were getting closer to the North Pole, they donned their parkas and their parachute packs.

"Hey, KP. You know what we should do?" Ron said. "We should sneak in through the chimney like Santa does!"

"Uh-huh!" Rufus chittered in agreement.

""Um, excuse me?" said Monique. "This $1,500 outfit is strictly for mission tripping, not chimney sweeping!"

"Monique's right, Ron," said Kim. "And besides, how do you know this place even has a chimney?"

The helicopter slowed down right above their destination. It was a large corporate factory building donned with Christmas lights of red, green, and white. And up on the roof, sure enough, there was a chimney, large enough for all three of them to slide down. Kim instantly ate her words.

"I stand corrected," she said.

"Do I know Santa Claus, or do I know Santa Claus?!" Ron gloated, his arms folded.

Meanwhile, inside the factory, Drakken had Santa and Mrs. Claus tied up by the fireplace in Santa's office. Shego sat in a recliner reading her magazine and sipping on hot cocoa. Drakken, in a jovial yet evil spirit, took down the Christmas decorations on the wall and replaced them with his own devilish decorations.

"Deck the halls with skulls and crossbones, ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha!!" he sang.

"Untie us at once, you heathen!" shouted Mrs. Claus.

"Or else what? Kringle here will put me on the naughty list?" Drakken mocked. "News flash, Pops! Your too late! I'm on every naughty list from here to eternity!"

"I swear by the Northern Lights above, you shall never get away with this!" Santa screamed.

"And who's going to stop me?!" Drakken cackled.

Soon as he spoke, Kim, Ron, and Monique jumped down the fireplace and burst into the room.

"Right on cue," Shego said, annoyed.

"Release Santa Claus, you hater of eggnog and merriment!" Ron screamed.

"Um, what he said," Kim added.

"Kim Possible. Why am I not surprised?" Drakken groaned.

"You and me both," said Kim.

"Luckily for you, I anticipated your arrival and prepared accordingly." 

Drakken pushed a red button on a remote control  that he had kept in his back pocket, and out came an army of android nutcrackers, male and female.

"A nutcracker army?" said Monique.

"Predictable isn't it?" said Shego.

"Sadly predictable," Kim sighed.

"That's exactly what I said," Shego shrugged.

"Enough of this! Nutcrackers, ATTACK!!!" Drakken shouted.

As the nutcrackers charged towards the trio, swords in hand, Kim and Monique fended them off while Ron ran away and cowered behind Santa and Mrs. Claus.

"What are you doing, young man?" Mrs. Claus asked. "Why won't you fight?"

"Sorry, Mrs. C. That's not really my style," said Ron. "I'm more the loyal reluctant sidekick."

"Then what can you do?" asked Santa.

"Watch this!"

Ron reached in his pocket an pulled out Rufus.

"Huh?" Rufus uttered

"Rufus, you gnaw through Mrs. Claus' ropes, I'll untie Santa"

"Roger that!"

Ron and Rufus worked together in trying to free Santa and Mrs. Claus, while Kim and Monique kept fighting the nutcracker army, now with giant staff-like candy canes.

"Dang girl!" Monique shouted. "Are all of your missions like this?!"

"More or less," said Kim. "Welcome to my world."