My definition of periods:
Periods- when Mother Nature decides she wants to fuck up your week by making you bleed for seven days.
Periods are the worst! It literally feels like someone is passing a chainsaw through your uterus! Sometimes the pain is so bad you have to depend on painkillers to make it through the day. Periods arrive to just fuck shit up. I'll be showing you ladies some common situations we all go through.
Periods at school- It makes dealing with people 1000000 times harder. Dealing with people when I'm not on my period is a struggle. That makes dealing with people when I'm on my period almost impossible. I don't know about you but I start getting feisty with people and I lose my temper.
Let's not even mention how uncomfortable it is having your period during school. You're bleeding and going through excutiating pain but you must keep your cool. All you want to do is go home, shower, put on some sweats and stuff your face with food. Sadly, we don't always get what we want.
Periods when you have to go to a pool/beach- Unless you're comfortable wearing a tampon, you're basically fucked. Bye bye to a perfect pool day!
Playing sports when you're on your period- HAHAHAHAHA NO! Unless you're a tough girl that can endure pain.
Getting out of bed when you're on your period- Have you ever gotten out of bed and it feels like the fucking Niagara Falls? You kind of have to run to the bathroom before its too late and it turns into what looks like a crime scene.
Telling your friends to check your pants- We've all asked our friends to check our behinds to make sure there are no stains. When you have to do that to your friend it just feels awkward having to stare at their butt. Am I right? Lol
Being excused from certain things-
"Honey come wash the dishes."
"I can't, I feel like I'm dying."
You can basically use the excuse of being on your period to get out of doing your chores. Just clutch onto your stomach and give your parents a vulnerable look. It doesn't always work but it doesn't hurt to try.
Obviously there are more situations but I ain't got time fo dat. Its been a while since I've posted something on this. A little christmas gift for who ever reads this. I hope that you can relate to somethings. Have a nice day/night :D
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