Girls only

Assholes a.k.a boys

Assholes also known as the male species, not exactly the whole male species but a good 70%. Where to start? Ah yes why must boys be such assholes?

They'll pretend they like you and lead you on then leave you. Aren't they so kind? Talk about a true gentlemen. If you're talking to a girl but you don't like her just tell her nicely that you just want to be friends, don't lead her on. But noo instead boys pretend to like you. They're acting skills are on point. They truly deserve an oscar just as much as Leonardo Dicaprio.

Since boys pretend to like you, you start catching feelings. The worst thing that can happen is to catch feelings for an asshole. I rather step on a Lego than catch feelings for an asshole. I know this from personal experience.

Boys don't just lead you on they also cheat on you. Finding out that the boy that you have strong feelings for cheated on you is pretty horrible. It teaches you to never trust any other boy and it leaves you completely broken.

Another thing boys do is once you break up with them or stop talking to them they find a girlfriend. What the fuck? Weren't you just telling me you were madly in love with me like three days ago? Like damn boy you should really consider auditioning for a soap opera because those acting skills are amazing. Instead of leading me on you should be teaching me those acting skills. It would probably be the only good thing I gain from our "relationship."

Boys feelings are hella bipolar and they dare to call us bipolar. One second they're in love with you, the next second they forget you even exist. Hm maybe they have a serious case of amnesia. They should probably go to the doctor to check that out.

Boys are also the biggest liars. They'll tell you, "you're the only girl I talk to." Hahahahahaha bullshit! Tell that to the other 35 girls you're talking to. If I'm supposedly the only girl you talk to then why do you take an hour to reply? Never believe in that "you're the only girl I talk to" crap.

Boys will really tell you their phone is dry but they have 3768 unread messages. You surely don't have anyone to talk to. Perhaps instead of feeding me with your bullshit, you should start reading those messages. Wouldn't want to leave your side hoes hanging.

Even though some boys are assholes we'll still go after them. Sometimes being with an asshole teaches you a lot. It teaches us to appreciate the other 30% of boys that aren't assholes. The same assholes we go for are the good looking boys. They're confident and they know they can get any girl so they play with your feelings. That's our mistake for going for the same good for nothing asshole.

One day we'll find that one guy that's going to treat us right. It just takes time and patience. Don't try to rush things. If you're a teenager like me don't worry about relationships we're still young. Have fun, be young, be free. Worry about your future. That boy that you're madly in love with isn't going to help you get into college. Strive to be fearless and independent. Remember boys will come and go. Not all boys are assholes, they're just hard to find.

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My first mini rant! Yay! It felt so good to let that all out. Hope that you guys can also relate. Expect an update at least every 3 days. This is so much easier to update than my other story. Have a nice day :)