The Omega Support Group

Kirishima is Such a Dad

Hide&SeekChamp: Quick question, how do I commit murder without getting caught?

CopyCat: I have serval questions

BabyShark: Hagakure what did you do?

Hide&SeekChamp: I haven't done anything

Hide&SeekChamp: Yet

BabyShark: Alright let me rephrase it then

BabyShark: What is it that you want to do?

Hide&SeekChamp: I want to yeet Mineta off the roof

GravityIsForFools: A valid reason to want to kill someone, but what did he do this time?

Hide&SeekChamp: I caught him spying on me from my balcony

PikaPikaBitch: That little bitch!

SparklesEverywhere: Isn't he your friend?

PikaPikaBitch: Yes... no... kinda... it's complicated...

BroccoliChild: What do you mean?

PikaPikaBitch: I only hang around him so that I can stop him from doing even worse things then he already does, though admittedly he's gotten a lot harder to control as of late

PikaPikaBitch: Plus he only hangs around me because I'm an Omega and he hopes that that will help him pick up chicks

CopyCat: Didn't you help him with tricking the girls of 1A into wearing cheerleading uniforms at the Sports Festival?

PikaPikaBitch: That was supposed to just be a harmless prank...

PikaPikaBitch: I'm sorry for making you girls uncomfortable

Hide&SeekChamp: It's okay Kami we forgive you

GravityIsForFools: It was pretty funny all things considered

PikaPikaBitch: I wish Jiro thought the same

GravityIsForFools: What do you mean?

PikaPikaBitch: She gave me a black eye because of it

BabyShark: SHE DID WHAT?!

PikaPikaBitch: Don't worry about it I just got Recovery Girl to fix me up

BabyShark: Why didn't you say anything?

PikaPikaBitch: Because I knew you would use your big sad puppy dog eyes on Bakugo to convince him to kill her and despite the fact that we have gradually grown farther apart since coming to UA she still is my childhood friend so I really don't want Bakugo to kill her

BabyShark: Fair enough

BabyShark: She still didn't have the right to punch you though

PikaPikaBitch: Can we just drop it? I don't want to talk about it anymore

BabyShark: Fine but if something like this happens again you will tell me

PikaPikaBitch: I will, I promise

BabyShark: Good

GravityIsForFools: Kiri is such a dad

Hide&SeekChamp: Yeah did you see how quickly he was ready to throw hands when he heard what Jiro did?

BabyShark: Guys stop you're making me blush

BroccoliChild: Never

BabyShark: Midoriya how could you betray me like this?!

BroccoliChild: Sorry Kiri but you gotta admit, you are kinda like a dad

PikaPikaBitch: All in favour of making Kiri the group dad say aye

Hide&SeekChamp: Aye

GravityIsForFools: Aye

SparklesEverywhere: Aye

CopyCat: Aye

BabyShark: Guys!

SparklesEverywhere: What was that high pitched squeak?

PikaPikaBitch: That was Kiri, he blushed bright red before burying his face into one of the couch pillows to try and muffle his embarrassed squeak, not that it worked very well

PikaPikaBitch: And now Bakugo, Sero and Mina are staring at him in confusion

GravityIsForFools: Awe Kiri that's so cute

BabyShark: I hate you all

CopyCat: No you don't

PikaPikaBitch: Yeah Kiri you don't have it in you to hate anyone

BabyShark: ...

BabyShark: Okay you may have a point

PikaPikaBitch: Of course I do, I may not be book smart but I am definitely people smart

BroccoliChild: That is very true, you are a very empathetic person Kaminari

PikaPikaBitch: Why thank you Mido!

Hide&SeekChamp: Careful Midoriya or you might inflate his ego

PikaPikaBitch: Shut up Hagakure

Hide&SeekChamp: Never

PikaPikaBitch: Meanie