Namida no Aya [Tears of the Night] (Naruto Fan-fiction) (Kakashi Love Story)

...Someone Fucked with the Matrix Again

"Kakashi-sensei?" Naruto asked, he was confused. Amaya had disappeared, hen Kakashi-sensei after her. Now, Naruto was seeing his sensei carrying back a slightly injured, but absolutly gorguses woman. He, being perverted, thought of the worst.

"NAN DE KORE!?!?!? WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO WITH HER?!?!?!" Kakashi instantly blushed, huis entire fae flushing red.

"What? I did nothing!" he proteseted, embarrased at the thought. Just then, Ntamida decieded to wake up, to a protesting Kakashi and an accusing Naruto. And she did a very logical thing: she burst out laughing.

"You... are... an.... idiot!!!!" She rolled around, laughing like there was no end. Naruto was a very confused blonde.

"With this ovverrated idiot? FT!" She bent over laughing agin.

"You were the worst in the class...and you're calling me an idiot?" Kakashi asked.

Namida glared at him. "Really? Solve this eauatioin, people learn this in 5th grade..."

y=4x-9 

y=1/3x+13

"Ummm....what does that mean?" kakashi asked. Namid smacked his head adn sweatdropped.

"I TOLD YA YOU WERE THE IDIOT!!!" She screamed. "geesh, I knew this by the time I was 10..."

He got up and and sighed. "Who the hell are you?" Naruto decieded to butt in.

"HUh?I'm Namida, would say that I'm pleased ta meet cha, but kinda usless..." I've already met you Naruto....

Namida's POV

"WHADDAYA MEAN USELESS!!!" Naruto scraemed at her.

"CAUSE I KNEW YOUR FRIKING PARENTS YA IDIOT!" Then, I shut up. Heh, not good...

"Wha-" And I chose then to poof away.

"WAIT! ...She's a shinobi?" Naruto questioned. Kakashi sighed and followed me.

I hummed "Falling in the Black" by Skillet. Epic, emo-core rock music.

"You were my source of strength...I've traded everthing that I love for this one thing, stranded in the offering..

Don't leave me here like this, can't hear me scream from the abyss.. and now I wish for you my desire... 

Don't leave me here alone, cause I barely see at all, don't leave me alone, I'm...

Falling in the blackm slipping through the craxks, falling to the depths, can I ever go back?

Dreaming of the way, it used to be...Can you hear me? 

Falling in the black, slipping thrpugh the cracks, falling to the depths can I ever go back? 

falling in the black, falling inside, falling inside the black, black, black, black.." I sung full out.

Judge me people of Earth!!!! That's it, toady from now on, I'm saying that I'm a time lord, not a human. Hey, I have two hearts( twice as much blood, needs more hearts...)

"...Are you okay?" Kakashi sighed, looking at me.

"Of course I am! " I yelled in his face.

"...What's 2+2?"

"42."

"...What color is snow?"

"White, cause it was an idiot and forgot what color it was!!"

"...How was this world created...."

"Trolls."

"How many Kages are there?"