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-Arizona’s POV-

I lay on the uncomfortable couch, with my legs up leaning on the wall. I have my laptop on my stomach as I slowly type in the url.

www.datingonline.com

I click ‘create account’ and sigh deeply.

Maybe this is a good thing for me. Maybe I should move on, and do something with my life.

“Let’s do this shit,” I mumble to myself.

I slowly type in the things I needed to fill in.

Username: notarizonatea

Email: arizonascotts@gmail.com

Password:••••••••••••

Re-type password:•••••••••••

Attach Picture: IMG.0938

 I chose a ‘selfie’ of my eyes closed and tongue sticking out and my blonde hair a bit messy.

 Age: 22 years old

 City:  New York City

 Education: Pre-Med. Not a hero. Just like you.

 I want to meet: A renegade cop who plays by his own rules. And maybe some mysterious. Yeah, that would work.

People tell me I look like: I’ve gotten “a pretty alien” before.

 Special Talents: I converse like a motherfucker. And I’m pretty good at dancing, just a bit.

 Okay, maybe this is a bad idea. I mean, who even finds a stable, long-lasting relationship online anyway? For all I know, the person behind the screen could be a 50 year old horny paedophile man! Do I really want to risk my life for that?

I pause and furiously tap my fingers on my mouse pad. I could hear myself breathing as I thought long and hard about this.

I slowly read the next question it gives me, which happens to be my relationship statues. Wow, how smart. If you were on this dating website, you’d obviously be single. Who even made this?

Read all the options.

It’s complicated

Divorced

Engaged

Newly Single

Married

I hover over ‘It’s complicated’ then on ‘Engaged’.

I shake my head to snap myself out of whatever world I was in. I click ‘newly single’ and fill in the rest of the questions provided.

Occupation: Unemploy-

No. Better make myself look smart, right?

Between jo-

No.

Currently fielding offers.

That’s better. Next question, please.

Reveal something personal: What is this, truth or truth? 

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