Rule Hell Together-Alastor x Fem! Reader

2 - The Porn Star with a Negative IQ

Sometimes, you'd swear Angel had an IQ of -35. He was such a fucking dumbass. He was a hilarious and loveable dumbass, but he was a dumbass nonetheless. He would say he wanted to get redeemed, and then leave the hotel, get drunk, get high, and fuck people. And the worst part: he never told anyone where he was going. 

So, now Charlie was worried, Vaggie was pissed off, and you were the only one who had a slight clue where Angel went. He had mentioned a club to you, but you didn't remember what it was called. You felt like if someone said it, you'd remember, but nothing was ringing a bell. So, you decided to walk around and see if you could recognize the place by the name. 

"Please be careful," Charlie told you.

"Don't worry, I will," you responded.

"Maybe we should have someone go with you," Charlie muttered.

You smiled, appreciating her concern. "No, it's fi-"

Charlie interrupted you, "Alastor! Can you go with (Y/n) and make sure she's safe? Everyone's scared of you so they probably won't try to attack her if you're there too." 

Vaggie gave Charlie a 'Why the hell would you say that!?' look.

"It would be a pleasure," Alastor replied.

"Cool beans. You have my phone number, right?" Charlie asked you.

"Yep," you answered.

"If there's any emergency or you need our help, call me right away," Charlie told you.

"I will," you reassured her.

"Charlie, I don't trust Alastor to be alone with her," Vaggie murmured.

"She'll be fine. I don't think he'd try to hurt her," Charlie told her.

Vaggie gave Alastor a hateful glare. "If you do anything to hurt her or Angel, te mataré."

"Dear, I don't plan on bringing harm to anyone here. Continue speaking to me with that tone, however, and perhaps I will," Alastor threatened. 

"Whoa, okay, let's stay on topic here! We've got a porn star who could be anywhere in Hell and is probably fucking more and more people as we speak, so let's not threaten each other's lives and actually get Angel," you said quickly. 

Vaggie looked at you, her gaze stern yet worried. "If he does anything to hurt you, tell me, okay?"

"I will. I don't think he would hurt me though," you responded.

"Don't trust him too much. He's a manipulator. He'll use your trust for his own personal gain," Vaggie told you.

You tried to ignore the sharp glare Alastor was giving Vaggie. "I'll be careful, don't worry," you reassured her, before turning to Alastor. "You ready to go looking for Angel?" you asked.

"Of course, dear," he answered.

You smiled and waved goodbye to Vaggie and Charlie before walking out the door with Alastor. 

"You don't have any recollection of where Angel is?" Alastor asked. 

"Not a clue," you responded. You thought about all the possible places Angel could be. There were gay bars and clubs everywhere in Hell...he could be anywhere! 

{time skip} 

You were actually really happy that Charlie sent Alastor with you. It had been at least an hour and a half since you left the hotel, and Alastor had kept you alert and entertained. You told jokes together, talked about things you enjoyed doing, and talked about the times you had both spent in Hell. Of course, it was mainly things that you had already talked about, but somehow, it wasn't boring like it would be with anyone else.