The Pen-Pal Project (Larry Stylinson + Niam Horayne)

-Harry-

-harry-

We were sat in the living room, hungry and thirsty. Its been five days now, we discovered that there was something in the water, because we were all out of it, so what ever they're doing includes that, and the bread is now all mouldy and even Niall won't eat that.

'Niall, try your phone! We can try and track where we are! do you have internet?' Louis asked, Niall jumped up

'Hang on i'll just grab it and check' He said walking into the bedroom

'good idea, why didn't we try that before?' Zayn asked

'Because we were all high on something' I reminded them

'Right' Perrie nodded

'Louis, you were ready to fight everyone, I haven't seen you like that since you drank mouthwash' Niall said walking into the room turning his phone on

'That was a one time thing! and i thought it was cherryade' Louis said defensively

'It was blue and must have tasted like mint' Niall reasoned

'I thought it was a new flavour' Louis sighed looking down at the floor pouting

'Wouldn't it be called mintyade then?' i asked him

'Shut up, Harreh' Louis wined, I smirked at him and put my arm around his shoulder pulling him into me, he turned away from me and pouted

'Awhh boo' I whispered into his ear

'Nope' He replied, I ran my hand through his hair and then on to his cheek, rubbing my thumb along it, i forced his face to look at me but he closed his eyes tightly, I ran my finger over his tightly shut lips and then bent down to kiss them before pulling back, Louis expression softened but he didn't open his eyes

'Guys i hear an engine' Liam suddenly piped up causing Niall to fall off the sofa in shock and shove his phone into his sock, i could hear a car engine as it stopped

'Quick, act drugged up' Perrie said a Niall jumped up from the floor and ran over to a wall

'Where's my potato?' He shouted so loudly that i'm sure the men outside could hear, i heard a car door slam.

Perrie climbed up ontop of a cupboard in the kitchen and hung upside down the pillowcase now wrapped around her neck as a cape

'I'm a little puppy, woof' Liam said jumping off the sofa on all fours and chasing his 'tail'

'And i'm a little kitty, chase me dog!' Louis yelled out Liam began chasing Louis hissing like a snake, Zayn and i exchanged a look before jumping and starting a wrestling match

'It's my turkey' I faked a sob, Perrie giggled from where she was hanging

'Look at me i'm bat man!' He screamed

'Take your clothes off!' Zayn yelled, everyone stopped what they were doing and stared at him, He blushed

'Don't blame me, i'm drugged up' He said quietly

'Cheeky bugger' Perrie chuckled as we heard a key in the lock, he all continued swinging, fighting, or running about

Two men walked in wearing masks

'Seems to have worked, they won't remember anything while we move them, give them half an hour ad they'll all me asleep' he said in a rough voice

As he said it, Perrie who had been singing the pokemon theme tune fell from the cupboard

'A wild snorlax appeard, snorlax uses sleep' She said in a fake sleepy voice before she began to fake snore

'I-I want to join a ballet' Zayn said suddenly pirouetting around the cabin tripping over most stuff. I began to roley poley about making 'Shhh' noises at the the furniture

Niall was still looking for a potato, and looked over at one of the men, with a bald head andran to him stroking his head

'i found my potato' Niall said Happily, i could see Perrie silently laughing from her point on the floor

'Meow' Louis said going up to the potato man and rubbing against his leg, Liam was pretending to hump a standing lamp, Zayn was now lying by Perrie seemingly asleep. I suddenly got an idea.

'Look a Ninja!' I giggled as i ran up to the man with hair and took his mask

'Give that back!' He said

'Relax, They won't remember any of this' The other said i took his mask too and put it on

'I'm a ninja now' I said attempting a back flick but just falling over backwards, i stood up and tackled Niall to the ground 'Pretend to go to sleep and get a photo' I muttered into his ear as i jumped off him knocking Louis over

'When i yell Asparagus, we all jump on them alright?' I said in his ear

'Meow' Louis said licking my nose, I smiled

'I have forevers wanted to kiss a kitty kat' I giggled wildly before kissing Louis, I felt him smile

'Oh god, that's disgusting' One of the men said as i heard the faint sound of a camera click a few times i stood up as Louis curled up into a ball and pretended to lick his hand and clean his ears, Liam was now barking at a spot on the wall hitting it with his paw, i jumped on his back and he let out a yelp

'When i yell asparagus, jump on one of them men, we're getting out of here' I said as Liam fell under my weight, i looked up and ran around the room

'Why are they dead?' I asked one of the men while trying to cartwheel

'ignore him' The potato said

'ASPARAGUS' I yelled and Liam and Louis jumped a man each Zayn and Niall jumped up and helped as i grabbed Perries hand and grabbed the keys from one of the men, i opened the door

'Run!' I screamed and The four boys got off the men as i opened the door, we piled out as the men stood up and i closed the door locking it o them

'Oh my god, this is air?' Perrie asked?

'Holy shit, they're out of the cabin!' Someone yelled from the car, We all turned around to see another man

'Crapsicle' Zayn yelled

'Run, You idiots' Perrie screamed about ten meters away from us running into the forest

'Good idea' Louis yelled grabbing my hand and pulling me along, I grabbed Zayns arm who grabbed Liam who was already clinging to Niall

Now to find our way home...

So What is going to happen now? Hmm.... Well you'll have to wait and see, in the mean time... Fancy checking out my new Larry story?

Well i have a few...

But That's Crazy... that's been up a while but i'm still writing it slowly...

Ruled by Secrecy- Thats one i'm writing with TheBoyWithTheBread... She's a great laugh :)

Love, Hate and Coming Out- Which is just as crazy as this, so if you like this you should like that...

and my latest one Intent on Hating You - It'd mean a lot if you could check it out and give me your opinion...

So yesterday i was in the supermarket getting ice cream... i opened the fridge thinking it opened the other way and hit myself and fell over... in front of an EXTREMELY good looking guy who just stood there like O.o as i lay there like O.O and then i got up and ran... i forgot to buy ice cream through my embarrassment.

WTC: Louis' Sucking a Carrot

I was also walking around town when i heard someone talking about this story to their friend... Oh My God! i felt famous i swear! If you were in London on Wednesday talking about my story to your friend... I SAW YOU AND YOU'RE AWESOME!

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