Some Strings Attached

Waxed and Relaxed...No. ( Oliver pov )

Keith P.O.V

Ouch.OUCH. WHAT THE HELL WAS ON MY ARMPIT? ITS PULLING!

I opened my eyes quickly and shot up causing a rip noise and a scream from me. I heard laughing as I turned my head to inspect my armpit. IT WAS BLEEDING AND...HAIRLESS! I turned and saw Toby on the foot of my bed, clutching her stomach and dying of laughter. I guess she's feeling better. 

"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO!?" I finally shouted after staring at my smooth pit wide eyed. I noticed she fliched, but quickly recovered and wiped tears from her eyes. Still chuckling. Bitch.

" Um, well, I thought we could both use a bit of a hair style. I mean, I did have my hair dyed twice yesterday, so I thought maybe giving you a bit of waxing could help you get the ladies. I have one more pit, then I'm done, there was a lot of hair in the downstairs area if you know what i mean... I surpised you didn't wa-" Before she finshed, I shot out of bed and pulled my shorts down. Toby squeled and fell off the bed while trying to hide her face in the blanket. 

"I have boxers idiot." I scowled and lifted my boxers to see mini Oliver and his olives. Not waxed. 

I sighed in relief and clapsed onto my bed again flicking her forehead in the process. She was already annoying as fuck. She growled and stood up, grabbed a tenis racket from the corner of my room and began spanking me. BITCH. 

"WHAT THE HELL NO!" I struggled to get away because she was basically chasing me around the room. At a point I had enough. I stoped running and moved to the side quickly, causing her to bash ino the wall. She hissed and cried out in pain. 

" IDIOT " she screeched and held e nose in her hand. Nose bleed. Oops...heh.

I chuckled, " Dude, just tilt your head back."

She looked at me as if I were insane, " One, Im a girl, two, DO YOU WANT ME TO DIE? You tilt your head forwards... she said leaving the room. Probably in search for a cloth. I shrugged and followed after her. 

She was stabing in the kitchen, pressing a wet paper towel against her nostrils. She heard me come in and turned around. All anger was gone, she looked quite blank at the moment. Without the evil look in her eyes, it reminded me of something.

" Im hoping you took your pills..." I said walking over and leaning on the counter infront of her.

She groaned, but nodded. "Yes, but can we just forget please? It was just a stressful day, so can we please... just forget it?" She asked, then, she showed a little emotion... regret, pain, remorse? 

"Yeah, sure." I cleared my throat but it seemed to just mke everything awkwarder.

"Can we start over? Cause it was been aproximetly 24 hours, we've already pranked eachother, learnt part of my biggest secret, seen your hairy armpit, insulted, kneed balls, did eachothers hair, you still owe me shampoo by the way. Im just saying this is going way to fast. I don't think you'll be able to handle it." She said gesturing beween us.

"Don't worry Alien, that just means soon we'll be in bed together." I winked and she rolled her eyes, turning away. I heard her mimicking me quietly as she opened the fridge, "ohh alien, sex and beds, im an immuture prick, blahblahblahhh." 

I laughed at her, " In all seriousness Alien I honestly like it the way it is now, I mean, I rather this than awkwardness. Scrach that, t's awkard. I'd rather this than hate eachother. Scratch that too-" She chuckled Closing the fridge,

" Don't hurt yourself, I get it." She said smiling. I finally got a good look of her. She had nice... eyes. I blushed a bit when she noticed I was staring and she blushed too. It seems we were both easily embaressed.  

" Yes, alien, awkward." He smirked scratching the back off my head.

" Are you really going to call me alien now?" she frowned

"I think it's suitable." I winked.

"Whatever. Prick." She turned and so I had perfect view of her ass. Hey, what can I say? Im a guy.She left the kitchen raisning her middle finger, but she was smirking.

"WAIT!"

" WHAT?" she rushed back in worried. I gripped her shoulders and put on a serious face,

"I am an astronot, by next mission alien, is to visit your-anus." She stared at me for a moment before she began laughing. Laughing? That's different.

"That is hilarious, Astronot. But... I've noticed your already in your unifrom for this journey, because those space... pants, damn, your ars is out of this world!" She laughed again and walked passed me, hitting my ass in the process. I smiled after her and felt my cheeks warm up.

Damn.