me: 😩😩😩😩😩
Sweaty: OMG YOU TEXTED ME FIRST WTF
THAT TRUE LOVE'S KISS WAS ACTUALLY EFFECTIVE
😭😭
me: 😶
You kissed me?
Sweaty: 😅😅😅
me: Is that true?
Sweaty:
me: Anyway so
my parents want me to get married 😫😫😫
Sweaty: 😦
But whyyyyyyyy
me: i d k
It's my dad's philosophy
Sweaty: Tell them you don't want it
I'll tell them if you don't
me: 😑
I don't wanna hurt my dad
Sweaty: And you'd rather get hurt yourself?
me: I mean that person is quite sexy so i d k
Sweaty: Sexier than me😏?
me: 😣
I d k man I thought i'd feel better if i talk to you
But
Sweaty: No stop look
Why don't you let me pick you up
And we can go out and you know
Have fun
And then you can tell your parents that you can't get married because you're gay for me
me: Jungkook
Ugh....
Okay
And I'll also let you know something
That'll probably make you change your mind
Sweaty: About what
me: about me
Sweaty: Nothing in this world has got the power to make me change my mind
me: My non existent dick can
Sweaty: it's okay baby if yours is smole
Mine will be enough for both of us ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
me: tell me why haven't I blocked you yet
Sweaty: Get ready
I'm coming over to pick you up
me: Are you sure about this 😞😞
Sweaty: Bye for now
I'm coming to get you baby boy 😘
A/N:Also, this amazing trailer by @TaeChimKookie2003 although Kim Jennie isn't someone I imagine as the female lead😅😅😅 BUT THIS TRAILER IS SO AWSOME LIKE 😍😍😍😍😍 You're so talented omg 😫😫😫 GO SUBSCRIBE TO HER CHANNEL Y'ALL 😍😍
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Two Percent Straight || Jungkook x Reader x Jimin
Fanfiction"I'm just 2 % straight y/n, but I can love you more than a hundred percent straight man" ~mature content ~please read only if you are an open minded reader ~ there will be a bit of violence (ง'̀-'́)ง ~cover @jeon_nargish(26/11/19) ~cover @seoulogi...