Bulbasaur: Stop telling yourself that the grass is greener on the other side, because it isn't! It's greener where you water it. So take control of your life, water your own pastures and grow your own greener grasses.
Chikorita: Forget about the grass. Clover is a nitrogen fixing legume and dandelions are super useful.
Treecko: Be the weed. Grow on concrete in defiance of those who would wish to keep you contained.
Snivy, burying a corpse (again): It's also greener where you bury a body.
Grookey: All these are true. So make sure to plant some edible or at the least pollinator-friendly seeds over whatever toxic thing you buried. Give them the care they need to turn into something you want to see grow.
Published: 12/17/2019
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Pokéshorts!
HumorJust some random Pokemon shorts that entered my mind recently. Most of these shorts will feature Gardevoir and Glaceon, since they're my babeis. -w- There's gonna be alot of references, vines and incorrect quotes here.
