(Mewtwo, Lucario, Incineroar and Greninja are using laptops. All are wearing microphone headsets.)
incineroar: Alright, just a few more feet, and.... here we are gentlemen, the Gates of Elzebub.
Mewtwo: Good Arceus.
Greninja: Oooh.
Lucario: Don't panic, this is what the last 97 hours have been about.
Incineroar: Stay frosty, there's a horde of armed goblins on the other side of that gate guarding the Sword of Azeroth.
Lucario: Warriors, unsheathe your weapons, magic wielders raise your wands.
Mewtwo: Lock and load.
Incineroar: Greninja, blow up the gates.
Greninja: Blowing the gates. Control, shift, B! Oh, my God, so many goblins!
Lucario: Stay in formation.
Incineroar: Lucario, you've got one on your tail.
Lucario: That's alright, my tail's prehensile, I'll swat him off.
Greninja: I've got him Lucario. Tonight I spice my meat with goblin blood!
Lucario: Greninja, no, it's a trap, they're flanking us!
Greninja: Oooh, he's got me!
Incineroar: Mewtwo, he's got Greninja, use your sleath spell! Mewtwo!
(Mewtwo is completely ignoring him and focuses on the game.)
Incineroar, loudly whisphering: Mewtwo!
Mewtwo: I've got the Sword of Azeroth!
Lucario: Forget the sword, Mewtwo, help Gren!
Mewtwo: There is no more Mewtwo, I am the Swordmaster
Incineroar: Lucario look out!
Lucario: Dammit man, we're dying here!
Mewtwo: Goodbye peasants.
(Mewtwo's laptop then made a "swoosh" sound.)
Lucario: The bastard teleported.
(Greninja peeks at Mewtwo's laptop).
Greninja: He's selling the Sword of Azeroth on ebay.
Lucario: You betrayed us for money, who are you?!
Mewtwo: I am a Pokemon species called "Mewtwo", don't you people read the Pokedex?
(Lucario had the "I've had enough of this shit" expression.)
Mewtwo: Wait, wait, wait, somebody just clicked "buy it now."
Incineroar, standing up: I AM THE SWORDMASTER!
Published: 2/20/2020
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Pokéshorts!
HumorJust some random Pokemon shorts that entered my mind recently. Most of these shorts will feature Gardevoir and Glaceon, since they're my babeis. -w- There's gonna be alot of references, vines and incorrect quotes here.