The good the bad and the dirty

21~Craig

Was this day funny or embarrassing?

I mean Tweek now knows that I use women's bath products but I know that his parents have been betting on him for almost his whole life.

I guess we've both been struck equally by karma.
It goes both ways?

Yeah I think this is fair.
But still I really can't face him.

"Craigggg" oh fuck.

How did he end up there?
Of course he came in through the bottom. Should've seen it coming shouldn't I.

"Eager are we?" I smirk looking under the covers.
"Fuck you Craig, fuck you" he mumbles while crawling up.
"If you insist"
He rolls his eyes at my remark.

I can't help but smile at him. He seems to radiate this warmth that I can't stay away from.
I'm drawn to him like a moth to a flame.

He stares at me with a look of confusion.
He's beautiful.

Why am I so gay?

Seriously.

I'm pretty sure my dads gonna freak. He might kill me.
Maybe he'll sell me as a sex slave for an old man.
Maybe he'll just ignore me for the rest of my life.

I think I could live with that I mean he's not the best father figure in the world.
He's  literally the last person I want to end up like.
I changed my hair, I changed my hobbies just to get out of it.

I'd choose me over my dad any day period.

"Hey Tweek, am I ok the way I am? You know personality and looks wise"

"Is this just a way to prove that I like you or something? Because it will not work"
"No I just genuinely want to know"

He looks into my eyes for a second begins to talk.
"Your quite forward, confident, self-aware, your intelligent when you have to be your overall personality is great."

What's he gonna say about my looks.
Good things?
Bad things?

"Looks wise....hmmmmm"
I wait impatiently.
"Soft hair, deep blue eyes, clear skin, tall, muscular......" he lists off.
"I-I don't know Craig your pretty fucking ugly"

I can't help the hurt look on my face.
"Jesus Christ Craig I'm kidding!"
I feel myself light up.

"Calling you ugly would be like calling trump bearable"

"What's that supposed to mean!?"

Obviously I know but I need to hear him say it.
Like properly say it.

"Ugh Craig Tucker your so god damn attractive it's annoying"

"Reallyyyy Tweek Tweak thinks I'm hotttt"

He kicks my shin but I barely even feel it.
He thinks I'm hot!!!!!

"You would totally fuck me."
He rolls his eyes.

"You wouldddd"

"Nope"

"You would you would you would"

"Nope nope Nope."

"Whatever you say Tweek"

He lays down probably taking everything in from today.

"Wanna get back to where we were before your mum........?"
He jumps onto me at an impulse.
He would totally fuck me and I would let him.
Well I guess more like I would fuck him but you get the idea.

I'll make sure that these things aren't only for this fun sleep over.
I'll make sure that we are now forever bonded in this way and it will never change.
Maybe we'll be boyfriends, maybe fuck buddies, maybe just friends with benefits, anything is fine.
I literally don't care as long as we are more than simple 'friends' or 'enemies'.

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