Oh shit this is sooo much.
Too much!
It's too fucking good to be true,
Is this actually real or not?
Is it!
If it's not real then I hope I never wake up ever.
Hickies, hickies and more hickies.
I feel like I'm his, he wants me!
Yessss.
Or maybe I'm just making it mean something more than it does.
I do like it a lot.
So even if this isn't....you know genuine then I suppose I'll accept it.
Definitely!
100%
I'd understand completely!
Nope.
I'd probably cry alone in a corner.
It's such a weird world isn't it.
One minute he's beating me up the next he's all over me in a good way rather than a bad way.
Well neither ways are bad because both involve me touching him but thats not the point!
"Dude we gotta go downstairs for breakfast"
He kisses my lips as if he's in a hurry.
I don't get why.
It's like he was just doing it too see something?
I raise an eyebrow as I get up.
He gulps taking a step back.
I smile at him before going in for a short but deeper kiss.
"Much better."
He nods slowly, I throw on a shirt before leaving the room.
He follows after.
"Good morning Mr Tweek."
"Good morning Craig." Mr Tweek has this look plastered on his face.
Oh yeah almost forgot about yesterday's events.
I think Tweek remembers too judging by the way he slammed his head on the table and hasn't looked up.
"Sooo I hear you two are a couple."
"Wonder where you heard that" Tweek mumbles.
I smirk at his reaction.
"Tweek are you the girl in the relationship?"
Tweek whimpers in embarrassment, I just watch in amusement.
"Ok Tweek since you don't want me to talk about your gayness I'll talk about something else"
"Please don't"
"Ok so I think it'd be super fun for you and Craig to do some work in the shop!"
Tweek doesn't seem to like the idea but I happily step in.
"That's a great idea Mr Tweek, it would keep us occupied and maybe you and your wife can have some time alone."
Mr Tweeks grin widens at that idea.
"So it's settled! You start this afternoon"
"Fun" Tweek groans.
This is gonna be awesome.
I actually want this so bad for some reason.
Maybe its the idea of working with him and being a cute job couple.
Even if we're not a proper couple.......
YET!
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Fanfiction(I DO NOT OWN THE COVER)Here is part one of my P!ATD themed series. All of it is based around South Park so yeah. I will put trigger warnings if there is anything that could be harmful to people. Each story will be about a different person/pair to...
