I want to rip my hair out.
Literally kill me.
Please someone kill me, END MY MISERY.
Any fucking way you want.
It'd be better than standing here listening to my bitch ass dad tell us how to do the job I've been doing for years.
Craig.
Fucking Craig.
Why do my parents love him soooo much.
I mean yeah I like him too, a little too much for my liking even but........
I groan.
"Dad I know what I'm doing"
"I know son but it's not like you'll explain properly to Craig."
"He's smart enough to get it!"
I can almost feel craigs growing smirk.
Dick head.
After what seemed like hours of being taught everything again my dad finally leaves us.
I bet craig wasn't listening to a thing he was saying, typical shit for brains.
I've wasted 2 hours of my life.......
God damn it.
If I were to die tomorrow they'll both be sorry for making me miss every precious minute.
"So Tweek are you gonna just stand there making that raisin face or are you gonna work with me?"
"I do not have a raisin face."
"You did a second ago."
I roll my eyes.
"Don't act like you care, we're probably gonna loose so many customers today because you aren't likeable."
"Wanna bet?"
Craig gives me his hand to shake which I roll my eyes at.
It's not like he's gonna prove me wrong right?
Heh nah.
"You're on Tucker."
*****
Fucking hell how was I wrong?
How the fuck am I so bad at reading people's intentions?
I'm oblivious.
Person after person, order after order.
I've never seen this place so busy!
It's never run so smoothly either......
He must have cheated on the bet, he must have.
"Don't play with me here craig, why are there so many people."
"Good business day" he chuckles nervously.
I give him a stern look, he gulps.
"I may have posted on Instagram that I'll give everyone who orders a compliment. Since all the nerds and stuff want that from me it's a win win."
Does that count as cheating?
I don't know!
Technically no but.....fuck there are so many loopholes to the bet.
I roll my eyes, "whatever."
I have to say working with Craig isn't the worst thing In the world.
Its actually nice.......
I can really see this working in the long run even, I mean uhhh.
Shit maybe I really do like like Craig?
I don't know!!!!
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The good the bad and the dirty
Fanfic(I DO NOT OWN THE COVER)Here is part one of my P!ATD themed series. All of it is based around South Park so yeah. I will put trigger warnings if there is anything that could be harmful to people. Each story will be about a different person/pair to...
