Sanders sides Oneshots

The wrong mix.

This has DDLB parts to it.

Remus's P.O.V: 

We are at a New years party. Music is blaring and Patton invited everyone in the mind palace. I'm bored as hell when I get an idea. I turn to Deceit, who is sitting on my left side on the stairs.

"Dee! Oh My Lord I have an idea!"

"Oh God, who are you going to rape?"

"No one you dick! Do you remember when we gave Virgil that potion when he was still a dark side?"

"The one that made him act like a  5 year old?"

"Yes that one! What if we used it on Patton?!"

"Why?"

"Because! Logan isn't good with emotions! It would piss him off!"

"Hmm I do like pissed of Logan...let's do it!" I pull the vial out of my pocket.

"Since Patton doesn't drink alcohol he made himself hot chocolate. We are just going to make it a little sweeter." 

Deceit smirks. I slip down stairs and Logan calls Patton into the living room, making Patton leave his drink. I pull the small vial out and uncork it, pouring it into Patton's drink. I put the vial in my pocket and run back to the stairs.

"It's done!"

"Great! Now we have to wait." We walk down the stairs and sit in the kitchen when Patton wanders in.

"Oh hey Kiddo's! Do you need something?"

"Well I personally want some hot chocolate!" I say with a fake smile.

"Here! Have mine!"

"NO! I mean uh no I don't want you not to enjoy your hot chocolate!" 

"Are you sure?" He takes a big sip.

"Wow this is really good!" He starts chugging it and I stare at Deceit with wide eyes.

"Uhh Patton. Do you feel uhh okay?" Deceit asks trying not to laugh.

"Yeah kiddo! I feel..." His eyes grow wide 

"Oh God I don't feel w-well." He drops his mug and falls to the floor, the mug shattering. Logan rushes in.

"Patton?!" He goes to the other side of the table and finds Patton wearing a soft baby blue sweater, light yellow jeans, a purple flower crown, and sucking on a pink pacifier. Since he's a little more feminine, it looks like he's sort of a kid.

"P-Patton?!" Logan asks. I can't hold it in anymore. 

I laugh.

"H-H-Holy fucking shit it worked!"

"What worked?!!!!"

"W-We spiked Patton's drink! We turned him into a little. He's going to be that way for a week!" 

"WHAT?!"

"WE GOTTA GO!" And Deceit and I sink out.

Logan's P.O.V:

I look at Patton and he smiles at me.

"Daddy!" I look at him horrified.

"W-What?!"

"Daddy!"

"I am not your daddy!" Patton starts to cry and Virgil comes in. Patton runs towards Virgil and buries his face in his chest

"Patton? Are you okay?!"

"D-Daddy is mad at m-me...."

"Oh no...Logan did you yell at him?"

"I didn't yell but I said I'm not his daddy-"

"Logan he's a little."

"A little what?"

"A little! You know? He's entered his little space. How did this happen?"

"Deceit and Remus."

"God damnit! Logan we have to take care of him."

"How do you take care of him?"

"Like you would a young child."

"Okay? Like this?" I sit on the floor with my legs crossed and look at Patton.

"Hey baby boy. Daddy is sorry for getting mad."

"y-you huwt my feewings...."

"I'm sorry baby I didn't know what it meant to be a little."

"It's okay Daddy! Can I have a hug?" He makes grabby hands and I come over to him and hug him.

"Daddy I want juice!"

"Okay I will get you juice. Virgil go stop the party and send everyone away."

"Gotcha."

I grab a mug and fill it with apple juice. I got to hand it to Patton and he frowns.

"Baby boy? Is something wrong?"

"You didn't give me my sippy cup daddy."

"Sippy cup?"

"Here, I got it for you little prince." Virgil comes in and Patton gives a squeal of delight.

"Thank you Virgy!" He takes the pacifier out and starts sipping the juice.

"No problem little prince." Roman walks in and stares at Patton.

"Ummm is he...okay?"

"Your brother turned him into a little and now he's going to be like this for a week." Virgil looks at Roman while saying this."

"He's a little?! Just great!"

"Roman shut it! He's sensitive."

"Daddy?"

"Yes baby boy?"

"I'm tired. Can you take me to bed Daddy?"

"Yes baby boy."

I pick him up and take him to bed. I tuck him in and lay with him.

This is defiantly the wrong mix