The Ultimate Book of Sassy Comebacks

Getting Insulted

Getting Insulted

"A wild queer appears."
"Oh don't sass me, I'm too kawaii for you!"
*Miranda sings voice* "haters back off."
"Will you shut up you are behaving like a peasant."
"At least I'm not mentally fkd up hippo semen."
"Excuse you but at least I'm a pretty unicorn on the inside." *gallops off into the next corridor etc*
"That's your opinion on me, I know I'm not but if you think that then fine." *smiles and turns away*
"Oh were you talking? I'm sorry I'm immune to bullcrap."
"If I'm a *insert insult here* you're a peasant."
"You smell a funny colour."
"I will eat your first born child."
"I'm sorry but I can't hear you over the noise of me being AWESOME."
"Remember when I asked you for your opinion? Me neither."
"If I had any craps to give, they'd all be yours honey."
*looks up and around* "Um, let's see how many craps I give... One... One and a half... Oh shit they flew away."