When a Barbie Insults You

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When A Barbie Insults You

"At least I'm not plastic."
"How is it in this plastic world you live in?"
"Should I turn down the heating? You might melt."
"Bitch please, is there actually someone who has survived the cosmic suction force of your vjayjay?"
"Twinkle twinkle little bitch keep your legs shut they stink of fish."
"If you're going to be a smartass first you have to be smart, otherwise you're just an ass."
"A thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey to be honest."
"I bet your brain feels good as new, seeing as you've never used it."
"The smartest thing that ever came out of your mouth was a dick."
"Your legs are like Tesco. Open 24/7."
"You better hide. It's bin lorry day."

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