Your Ex
*ex talking, trying to get you back* "Do you prefer top or bottom?" *yourself talking* "I don't have a bunk bed."
*ex* "You're a failure." *yourself* "So was your dad's old condom."
*ex talking* "You'll never find anyone like me." *yourself talking* "That's kind of the point."
"You remind me of bowel movements."
"Have you been shopping lately? They're selling lives. I think you should go check them out. They may come in handy for you."
"Oh I'm sorry, Earth is full. Try Pluto please."
*ex talking* "You'll never get someone like me again." *yourself talking* "That's the point."
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The Ultimate Book of Sassy Comebacks
De TodoThis is super old and I promise I'm not this embarrassing anymore but I refuse to delete this because I'm lame enough to be proud of the 1.38k reads
