Being Called A Barbie
"I'd give you a nasty look... But I see you already have one!"
*raise middle finger slowly* "Oh I'm very sorry about that, my middle finger gets a boner everytime it sees you."
"If you're gonna be two faced, at least try keep one of them pretty."
"Well Barbie gets a boyfriend and trolls don't."
"Awh bless, awh sweetie, don't try to insult people it's not your thing, stick to being a troll, you're good at that."
*person asks for money* "Oh sorry, I left it on your mother's dresser because I'm Barbie."
"I don't want your boyfriend. Nobody wants your boyfriend. That's why he's with you."
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The Ultimate Book of Sassy Comebacks
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