(Y/n): Blitzo why is moxxie taped to the ceiling fan?
Blitzo: I wanted to see how long the ceiling fan can spin before either he throws up of the fan breaks, still no results
Moxxie: GeT Me OfF tHiS DeAtH tRaP!
.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.
Stolas: Blitzy~ can we chat~ I'm lonely and bored *also horney*
(Y/n): fuck off bird bitch. loona broom!
Stolas: Oh No NoT tHe BrOoM!
(Y/n) chases stolas with the broom hitting him a few times while stolas let's out an oddly piglike reee running out the front door.
.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.
Blitzo:honey?
(Y/n):what?
Blitzo:where is my business suit?
(Y/n):what?
Blitzo:where's. My. Business. Suit?
(Y/n):oh nuh aw don't think your running off to go on murder deals! We have been planing this dinner for two months!
Blitzo: honey my job is in danger!
(Y/n): my evenings in danger!
Blitzo: you tell me where my suit is woman! We're talking about the greater good!
(Y/n): greater good? I am your wife! I'm the greatest good your ever gonna get!
(Foreshadowing? Owo?)
.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.
That's it for my crack fix what did u think? And should I do more?
YOU ARE READING
(Blitzo x reader) the best imp in hell REBOOTED!!
Teen FictionIt's a normal day for blitzo, pissing off moxxie for the hell of it (no pun intended) avoiding stolas phone calls and, of course running I.M.P but that all changes when he meets (y/n) a beautiful imp with a sad past... will blitzo meet the love of h...
