(Blitzo x reader) the best imp in hell REBOOTED!!

Chapter 5 the meeting

"Attention all I.M.P workers report to the conference office immediately!" Blitzo's voice rang over the inner com I set down the coffee cup I held walked into the conference room and sat down next to millie. "Alright as you know business has been a bit slow lately and I'm not nameing any names. Moxxie. so what are some bright ideas to get business drumming up again" blitzo said "OH what about a car wash!" Millie blurted out "its hell millie nobody's gonna care about cars being clean" blitzo said putting his fingers on the bridge of his nose "ooh what about a billboard!" Blitzo said excited. "We can afford a billboard sir" moxxie added annoyed
"helpful, moxxie, really glad your in the room" blitzo said before he shoved moxxie away "have you guys forgotten what service we provide?" Blitzo said

he then turned on the projector with a remote it the showed Blitzo hitting somebody with a hammer, moxxie shooting somebody in the head. loona throwing somebody around like a rag doll, and Millie decapitateing somebody with a spear while laughing. While the video was still rolling with screaming in the background Blitzo, loona, and Mille were eating popcorn "oh those were the good ole times" Blitzo said nostalgic

"I don't need any reminding sir, considering you blew most of our salarys on a obnoxious tv add last week, one that you additionally paid to have run for 3 hours strait, on a channel nobody watches" moxxie said annoyed "uh, hey, excuse me, whats obnoxious about a super fun jingle alright, it's a fun a distraction when an ad is spitting bullshit" Blitzo said pacing slightly "people love musicals sir" Millie added "exactly Millie and were basically doing a musical, are you gonna crush my musical theatre dreams like my dad did?" "Sir-" "cuz right now all I hear is my dads ASSHOLE talking to me, crushing my dreams of being who I am inside" "are you trying to crush his dreams moxxie?" Millie said "I- what?" Moxxie said confused "I thought I knew you." Millie said getting close to moxxie face, moxxie blushed slightly

"I can't believe you moxxie after I made you employee of the month" Blitzo said tearing up after he showed a picture frame with and unappealing picture of moxxie "OK sir, I'm sorry, but sir a jingle is not comparable to musical theater nobody actually likes the jingles" moxxie said annoyed again "I liked it" Millie interjected "do not- do not agree with him in front of me" moxxie said looking like he's gonna lose his shit in a minute.

Blitzo then hit another button on the remote projector playing the add that I saw earlier it played showing Blitzo " hi I'm Blitzo ,the o is silent, and I'm the founder of I.M.P are you a peice of shit who got yourself sent to hell, or are you an innocent soul who got FUCKED  over by someone else?" A small side clip then played of a red monster wearing a state of Ohio shirt. "After lovingly killing my wife for FUCKING the delivery man, you can imagine my surprise being sent here after the state of Ohio killed me, I ONLY WISH I COULD STICK IT TO THAT YAPPY JOGGER who saw me hideing the body."

"Well luckily for you thanks to our special access to the living world we can finish your unfinished business by takeing out anybody who screwed you over from when you were alive" Blitzo fell back into a portal of fire that had opened up a jingle then started

When you want somebody gone and don't wanna wait to long call the immediate murder professionals~
Hand grenade or cyanide well make it look like suicide the immediate murder professionals~

It then showed Blitzo shocking somebody to death, Millie bashing somebody's head in with a mace, and moxxie strangleing somebody with his mouth foaming.
We do our job so well because we come strait out of hell~
We'll kill your husband or you wife we'll even let you keep the knife the immediate murder profession-

the jingle was cut short when moxxie shot a kid eating a lollipop and the commercial ended.
"May I remind you that was loona's fault, dispatch is supposed to give us the right info"moxxie said "Go sit on a dick moxxie" loona said annoyed " you sit- sit on a- a- d- and the- d-DO YOUR JOB!" Moxxie stammered and then yelled "hey we don't blame our mistakes on loona she's family she didn't do anything wrong" Blitzo said kindly while hugging loona

Moxxie then listed off reasons why loona was bad while loona proceeded to give him the middle finger "while we're on the topic of family stop finding me and Millie outside of work" moxxie said exasperated "why is there something you don't want me seeing? Tiny weener Haver." Blitzo said making me and loona snicker "why he isn't doing anything wrong" Millie chimed "I'm sorry. WHAT!" Moxxie finally snapped and then listed off incidents when Blitzo was stalking them

"Look I don't judge the weird couple stuff you do outside of work hour so. Don't. Judge. Me" Blitzo said Matter of factly after making a sex joke "actually I do judge you sir, quite a lot actually!" Moxxie said mad "mox you can say that he's out boss!" Millie said scolding her husband "actually Millie it's fine it just your husband is, oh how do I put this, retarded" Blitzo said smirking "does immaturely insulting me make you feel better about your sad single life" Moxxie questioned "actually yes it does" Blitzo said smirking evilly " The only reason you have a wife is because your easy to manage" loona said annoyed "no he's not you BITCH!" Millie yelled and then slammed her fist on the table "hey don't yell at my receptionist she's sensitive!" "Yes I am!" Loona said snapping

"Wow you guys are all fucking assholes"

" I had to pretend I was parilized so you fuck shits wouldn't kill me but now I want that, I want death" the kid from the jingle said we all turned around to See the boy on a gurney pulling of the heart monitor stickers " you, are a greedy and selfish clown and I'm supposed to like clowns, even the creepy ones" he pointed to Blitzo "hey that not very-" Moxxie started "if I wanted to talk to a spineless jack ass then I'd rip out your spine and ask you some shit" he pointed to moxxie " hey that's my husband you talking about!" Millie said annoyed" "that's your husband? I figured you a slut but I didn't know you'd need a. Dick that bad!" The kid said laughing "you" he pointed to loona "what, what about me?" She looked up from her phone "nothing I'm just a cat person" "and finally you, you are a anxiety ridden mess who probably was beat as a kid" he pointed to me my anger shot up and I felt my wings floof up in anger

Loona got a alarm on her phone "oh fuck" loona said "what?"we all questioned annoyed "Turns out we got the right guy!" Loona said smirking "me?" The kid asked "yep" "they wanted us to kill a literal child?" "Yep" loona said I couldn't contain my rage I shot forward and started strangling the life out of the kid he passed out everybody looked shocked I shrugged. after that we cut up the kid and put him in a sack. blitz hugged us

"you know even though he was a target we should handle this respectfully moving forward" he said he curled his tail around us and we smiled  we then opened a portal to the living world "-please if anybody has seen my baby boy contact us at f-" we dropped the bag on the woman "your welcome!"blitz said we closed the portal and then pack up our stuff and went home