𝙇𝙤𝙫𝙚, 𝘼𝙘𝙩𝙪𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 // The Big Bang Theory ¬ Rajesh Koothrappali [REWRITING]

1.7

Key:
Gene/DNA transition:
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Cut:
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Outfit 1 on top.
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Disclaimer:
I own none of these characters featured in this book, apart from my OC's storyline.
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Rating:
Maturity lock is not on, though The Big Bang Theory rating is 12+, and "Geeky sitcom plays with stereotypes and innuendo."
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"Aw," Liz struggled not to laugh. She wasn't supposed to, but she couldn't help but have a curl on her lips. Directors just couldn't get a clean cut.
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(Day / month / year)
Published: 23/12/2019
Edited: --/--/--

In the living room of Apartment 4A, the five fawned over new technology as Sheldon plugged in something to the TV. "Ahem." Howard cleared his throat. "Watch this, it's really cool. Call Leonard Hofstadter." He said into his phone.

"Did you say, call Helen Boxleitner?"

Sitcom laugh

"No. C-Call Leonard Hofstadter." Wolowitz said again, this time more pronounced.

"Did you say, call Temple Beth Sader?"

Sitcom laughter

"No! I-" Howard exclaimed.

"Here, let me try," Hofstadter took the phone. "Call McFlono McFloonyloo. Heh-heh."

Sitcom laugh

"Calling Rajesh Koothrappali." The mechanical, female, voice said.

Hysterical sitcom laughter

"And when they said blondes were dumb," Liz said in a low-pitch, a teasing look in her eye. (Sitcom laughter). "The tech is on the rise, the AI of it all is Kurt-worthy." (Sitcom laugh). With that, Raj's phone began ringing. Liz laughed in awe. "Okay, that is incredibly racist." (Sitcom laughter). Raj pulled out his phone, grinning and nodding as Liz checked his screen. Howard. "But impressive that it can a) phone people and b) understand race."

Sitcom laughter

"If we're all through playing mock the flawed technology, can we get on with Halo night, we were supposed to start at eight, it is now eight-oh-six."

"So? We'll start now." Leonard said as they all sat. Sheldon in his spot, Raj in the cream armchair, Howard in between Liz and Sheldon, Leonard on the wooden chair by the cream one.

"Yes, first we have to decide if those lost six minutes will be coming out of game time, bathroom time or the pizza break." Sheldon said.

Sitcom laugh

"We can split it, two, two and two. If we have anchovies - or rather, if you have anchovies, one-fifty, three, one-fifty." Liz shrugged.

Sitcom laughter

There was a knock on the door. "What the fresh hell is this?" Sheldon asked, gripping his controller. (Sitcom giggle). Leonard opened the door, there on the other end, was Penny, dressed in fuchsia and magenta and a grey-white.

Howard stood. "Hey guys." She greeted.

"See a Penny, pick her up, and all the day you'll have good luck." Howard said. Penny and Liz cringed.

Sitcom laughter

"No you won't." (Sitcom laugh). "Uh, can I hide out here for a while?" Penny asked.