It's about...meh...12ish and Star Trek is fully buffered on my laptop, so I thought, "Hey, what the hell? Why not document [most] of my thoughts of the movie."
Yes, I am 13.
No I haven't seen Star Trek.
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My thoughts on Star Trek.
(Basically, what goes through my head when I watch a movie)
I'm going to be so confused I know
The numbers are how far in I am. As in, minutes. The rest, my thoughts.
LEGGO
•1:05 WHATS WITH ALL THE BEEPING WHATS HAPPENING
•1:35 LIGHTNING STORMS WHAT THIS SHIT JUST GOT REAL UP IN HERE
•1:50 Who's the bald guy
•1:58 Flashy-lighty-thing. Cool.
•2:20 WHAT THE HELL ALARMS AHHHHHH HARPOONS WTF EXPLOSIONS SCREAMING I'M SCARED
•3:20 hi.
•4:09 he's Kirk got it (btw I was SOO wrong)
•4:56 so baldy's flying into the monster metal-squid-mouth-thing and Oh-so-famous Kirk is asked to leave the space-shippy-thing. I'm so confused wtf is going on
•5:03 I thought it said USS Kevin wtf brain stahp
•5:14 you dead. You hella dead Baldy
•6:16 Ooh sassy Baldy
•6:17 SPOCK I'VE HEARD OF HIM
•6:32 Numbers! Lasers!
•7:40 pregnant lady and Hey! Surprise! The baby's coming! So not predicable.
•8:34 Bye bye buddy!
•9:08 Sorry for the last comment I'm crying now. ;-; YOU'RE THE SOON-TO-BE FATHER OF A CHILD! YOU CANT LEAVE HER! why did I watch this movie.
•9:58 NO YOU IDIOT NO DON'T DIE PLEASE NO THE BABY BOY NO JIM NO YOU HAVE A DUTY AS A FATHER NOOOOOOOO HE'S DEAD NO YOU...WHY...I...mommy...cool music doe CUE TITLE SCREEN OK cars wtf little boy isn't he dead the man on the phone WHATS HAPPENING COOL MUSIC WHAT BOY We're AT 13.28 btw big hope you dead you hella dead or not
•14:27 Vulcan? Where's that?
•14:48 learning holes
•15:22 bullies with monotone voices. I want to laugh but I know it'll be mean
•16:18 Old man!
•19:55 Iowa? What the fuck happens in Iowa?
•23:48 I'm so confused. What. Why did they beat him up? OMFG HIS DAD IS BAD-DAD! I sorta GET IT NOW!! Not really but still.
•25:50 I'VE SEEN THIS PART I DON'T KNOW WHERE BUT I DID SOMEWHERE SOMEWHEN BUT I DID I PROMISE
•28:38 So his dad died for nothing. *sigh* Shame. Kinda liked him.
•39:15 I'm with Jim. Woah.
•42:15 NO JIM DON'T RUN INTO THE CAPTAIN-AREA-PLACE THEY'LL THINK YOU'RE INSANE fuck. He shoulda listened.
•47:03 Holy shit that's a lotta debris. I kinda feel bad for the people on those ships.
~|~In between the next 16 (?) minutes, I was too pulled into the movie to care about anything else.~|~
•103:08 I'm officially at the point of no return.
