The avengers have logged on (except Nat)-
Tony: Soo Clint.... What went down with Natasha?
Clint: What do you mean?.....
Bruce: Clinton don't play dumb. We know you saw us outside your door.
Steve: Yea, I mean whatever you and Nat are doing I'm sure is okay.... unless it's fondue
Tony: "face palm"
Clint: It's nothing to worry about. Trust me everything will be okay-
[loud crash from AVENGERS tower]
Tony: WHAT WAS THAT?!?
Jarvis: Sir, it appears we have a ambush of killer robots.
Steve: Hydra...
Bruce: What's the plan Tony?
Tony: Avengers Assemble!
[everyone puts on costumes and calls Natasha. Hulk hulks out]
Hulk: HULAKDYIGDYJGFRD GFUYI DDYIG WHIUGN KHEARYS!?!!!
Clint: I think Hulks fingers are too big for the keys....
Hulk: HEIFIEJFHS
Natasha has logged on-
Steve: Okay everyone let's get these robots
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Iron man: Cap behind you!
Captain America: "Shield" [bang bang]
Hawkeye: Die you brainless robots
Hulk: GAAAAAAAA SMASH
Black Widow: "pew pew"
Falcon: [wing bomb thing]
Thor: "LIGHTNING"
Cap: Falcon on your left!
Falcon: Not this again! [hits robot with wing]
Hawkeye: 1000 robots and 3 arrows. Guys we are outnumbered and out gunned.
Widow: Iron Man can't you control this?
Iron man: It's not of this world... it's Asgardian
Thor: THAN A MIGHTY BATTLE IT SHALL BE
[strikes most of them with lightning while Hulk smashes some]
-Loki has logged on
Loki: He he he you all are mortal peasants.
Steve: Loki.... I thought this was Hydra!
Loki: he he you thought wrong Rodgers. It was all me! Muahaha
Hulk: What's with Asgard and their stupid helmets?
Hawkeye: I don't know but if it's anything like your breath than it stinks
Widow: worst comeback ever Clint.
Hawkeye: :(
Iron Man: Loki stop this!
Loki: I don't think so Iron Man. This is going to be my world, my realm, MY KINGDO-
[Steve hits Loki with shield]
Loki: Steven I wouldn't get to close!
[loki gets ready to fire at Steve but Clint sends a tic tic bomb arrow at Loki and widow restrains him]
Thor: BROTHER WHY?
Loki: Because this place sucks and I wanted to rule! I will rule this realm one day! And if not me then Hydra, then me!
Tony: Can we shut him up?
[Nat hits mute button on cell]
Tony: Better. Now who would like some hot chocolate?
All: Me!
Sam: My mom made cookies again....
Thor: OTMEAL IS MINE!
Natasha: I don't think so!
Hulk: I don't think so, goldilocks
Steve: Wait why hasn't the hulk turned back yet?
Clint: it comes and goes with him
-the avengers have logged off
Hey guys! I've decided to update every Sunday. Why? Because that's when Marvels Avengers Assemble is on and I can gather some more ideas. I've found more time to write lately so it may even be before Sunday. Thank you for reading and voting!
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