2nd tip to survive

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Your friend is sleeping but you can't  because you are feeling like being watched by your friend's brother and you are warring only your underwear ... wait, who is tha... Aaaaasrhhhhhhh!! You pervert!! Get out!!!
Oh, that was only the cat. Wait, did her cat watched me in underwear? Pervert cat!!
But my friend doesn't own a ca... !THAT WAS HER BROTHER !! I'll KILLL him! I swear!!
Sorry, so you can't sleep. You can try to wake up your friend and talk, talk and talk. But if your friend is sleeping like a stone and it doesn't work, you can buy a funny powder from a crazy man in the park and... NO!! Please don't do that!!!! N.E.V.E.R!!!!!!!!
And now you can come to her brother's room and knock.
*you, super smexy voice*:"Hey, Collin! How are you? I saw you at our door. Wanna have fun?"
*he, a bit confused*: "Earm, I was ... s...sleeping? And *nosebleed* why...only ...underwear..? Huh, come hheeree, b...baby "
*you(disgusted)*: "Eau, YOU.ARE.A. MOTHERF*CKING. P-E-R-V-E-R-T !!!! I'm leaving!!!!
I? No? Ok. My tip: Try to sleep and open the window to breathe in the fresh air. That could help you. If it isn't working, Idk, watch on YouTube a- "This music will make you asleep in only 12 minutes!" video and drink some water. (Pls don't kill meh if it doesn't work 😖)

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