After saying goodbye to mr dummy dum pika pika wheyyyyy I went home....
Ik very surprising.
ANYWAY.
I got home.
Only to not be able to get in.
Cuz... the door wouldn't open...
Y'know magic...and shit.....
No but seriously now
"KIROKI YOU FUCKING BASTARD OF A BROTHER OPEN THIS GODDAMn FUCKING DOOR OR I SWEAR TO THE FUCKING GOD I WILL DESTROY YOUR B O N E S"
~2 minutes of a giggling person behind the door~
"THAT'S IT I WARNED YOU"
*unholy screeching coming from behind the door*
Suddenly the door opened revealing my retarded brother with a bone sticking out of his forearm.
"YOU'RE A FUCKING CRAZY BITCH WHAT THE FUCKBSISHWISB"
"THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING A DICK"
"YOU JUST FUCKING CUT MY ARM OPEN WITH MY BONE"
"WELL YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE BLOCKED THE DOOR"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU TWO" wild mom appears
"ok boomer" me and Kiroki said at the same time (oh no)
" W H A T D I D Y O U S A Y"
"Shsisbzishsishsi u hsiwbdlw nothing"
"T H A T S W H A T I T H O U G H T"
.
.
"And Y/n please be so nice and repair your brother's bones save me the trip to hospital"
"Yeye whatever" I replied and returned his arm back to normal.
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.
.
"So how was the exam?" Mom questioned
"It wasn't that hard I just had to destroy a bunch of thicc metal boiz" I chuckled
"Well I'm surprised that you didn't pass out cuz from what I know you're stupid enough to overuse your quirk even before the start of the exam" Kiroki provoked.
"Bitch i know right, not gonna lie I'm kinda retarded" I laughed
A/N btw I didn't tell you and I just realized that I could tell you (I'm a fucking returd yes) this story will be just your pow since I myself think it's better to actually like get you in the story ukwim (not like this story is good anyway lol) you don't get to know what others think irl either so yep that's it lol continue~
"Uh anyway I'm really glad it went well for you... I was kinda worried" mom added
"Awww moooom thankksss thats so sweeeet"
"No I mean it the exam could've been anything it could've been hella dangerous and 'thicc metal boiz' don't sound really safe either...." she said with a serious look
"Yeah I mean they have the recovery dudess so she'd heal me up if I got fucked up by any of them"
"Just...whatever because you're not gonna let me appreciate your survival"
"Jshsodbs ok fine thanks for worrying mom"
~magical time skip to like two weeks later lol~
"Y/N YOUR FUCKING LETTER IS HERE" Kiroki screeched across the whole vile from the entrance hall
"WAIT REALLY YOU'RE KIDDING DISNDKSBSKSHW AAAAAH WAIT I'M COMING SKSBZISBZ" I yelled back as I started running downstairs to get my UA thingy
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"GIVE ME GIVE ME GIVE ME KDNWIXNSISBS NOOW DUUDE PLSZZZS" jumping me screamed at Kiroki
"Heheh nope"
"DUDE PLZ"
"N o p e"
"BITCH COME ONE BRUH STOP FUCKING AROUND AND GIVE IT TO ME ASSHOLE"
"nah uh huh huhhhh"
"Beaietch why not"
"Just cuz"
"...."
"...."
"MOOOOOOOOOOOOOM"
"WHAT? WHAT IS IT THAT I CAN'T HAVE NY FUCKING COFFEE PEACEFULLY FOR ONCE ?!"
"KIROKO DOESN'T WANT TO GIVE ME MY FUCKING LETTER FROM UA"
"HOLD ON I'LL BEAT HIS ASS"
"Now you're supposed to run bro"
"Fuck"
"Hee hee"
After that he dropped the letter into my hands and waddled off somewhere (waddle waddle) who knows where 'who cares tbh I'm the main fucking character here lol'
Then I retreated back to my room of awesomnes....
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.
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"I AM HERE TO TELL YOU YOUR RESULTS HUEHEUHEUHEIEH"
'oh no'
"OH YES'
'what how'
"MAGIC YOUNG L/N"
' .... ok I believe you'
"NOW NOW SINCE YOU SEE THE ALL MIGHTY ME HERE" (pun intended)
"YOU PROBABLY KNOW WHAT THE FUCKIE PLUPIE IS GOINGY OINGY"
'why are you like this'
"YOU"
'me'
"HAVE"
'yes?'
"BEEN"
' 👁👄👁 '
"ACCEPTED CONGRATULATIONS NSKSBSKSBZJBS"
"YAAASSSS BITCHGG I KNEW IT MUHEHEHEHEHWHEHSIWBSIBWSJ I AM THE GODDESS JSLANS-"
"ANWAY"
'how dare you'
"YOU HAVE RANKED 2ND IN TOTAL OF ALL ATTENDANDS"
'wh- second- ksjdjsi- impossible'
"WHAT AN AMAZING PLACE TO END UP IN SINCE THERE WAS A BAT SHIT TONS OF OTHER PPS TRYING TO GET INTO UA!"
'I mean you're right but-"
WHATEVER YOU'RE THINKING RIGHT NOW IDC CUZ YOU'RE PROBABLY DISSING YOURSELF ON THAT YOU WERE SECOND
'rUde'
"BUT TRUST ME YOU DID AMAZING SINCE UNLIKE THE PP IN THE 1SP PLACE YOU GOT SOME RESCUE POINTZ WHICH ACTUALLY MAKE YOU POP OUT"
'MAN THAT'S RAD'
"OKAY SINCE THERE'S OTHER LETTERS THAT I HAVE TO VOICE I'LL HAVE TO END THIS HERE HHHHHH ANYWAY HAVE A SPECTACULAR DAY AND SEE YOU IN UA'S CLASS 1-A"
with that the recording stopped leaving you very amazed by your skIllz
'holy fuck holy fuck holy fuckey tuckey wjsbaozbaisbsoxbsoxbsosjs'
"MMOooOoOoOOOOOooMmmm"
"WHAT" your mom busted trought the door nearly breaking them
"wHoa chIlL 🅱️"
"didyougetindidyougetin"
"yesyeysyeysyeysye I'm shTrOng"
"JSISBSIXHSOXJS IM SO PROUD OF YOU SOSJAKSJSISBS"
"OMG THANK U SISJSOSIS.... do i get choccolate?" :))))))
"no"
*offended gasp* "whY"
"Kiroki ate it all"
"nO I DIDN'T WHAT ARE YOU SAYING WTF"
he bombed into the room with the remaining chocc still in his hand
"bItCh you literally HAve It iN yOur hAnd wTf" i creeched at him
"nO i doN't u LiE-"
"mOm why did you have to birth him like thAt sosish"
"nOt mY fAuLt ask ur dAd"
"ok"
*dialing dad*
"AyE dAd sUppppp"
"oh no"
"oH yUs"
"what is it y/n"
"why did you make kiroki like that"
"wh-"
"he's annoying as fUcc"
"NO IM NOT I JUST WANTED CHOCC"
"BITCH IDC I GOT IN UA AND I WANNA CELEBRATE"
"YOU GOT INTO UA AHWJSBWJZ????"
"OH YEAH I'M AWESOME RIGHT"
"HEHSJWBS YESSSSSSS OMG MY GREMLIN OF A DAUGHTER GOT INTO UA WHAAAATTTTTT"
"WORSHIP ME AS MUCH AS U LIKE DAD"
"ODNJDDJ OK hOnEY But i have to hang up now cuz I'm bUsy like a MotHerfUcker"
"literally"
"JDJDKSPDORBWP NOT ANYMORE LIAR"
"bleh"
" shUt uR rUdE ass oR u ain't gonna get cake"
":O.... ok jsjsks ok baye luv u daddd"
"that's what i thought-"
*hangs up*
"oK so Kiroki i fucking hate you but i can forgive you since i get a glorious cAkkE hueheueh"
"now this was a waste of time"
"nO it wAsnt Mom"
"....welp anyway I'm proud of you getting into uA"
"wHoa u actually gOt in?"
"thank u mom uwu, yEh i dID cuZ I'm ahMazIng hA"
"nO uR nOt"
"yEs i Am"
"no"
"yes"
"no"
"yes"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP"
":O"
":O"
"NOW CLEAN THE HOUSE AND THEN DO WHATEVER IDC"
"WHAT MOM WTF AT LEAST LET ME CHILL AND MAKE KIROKI DO IT"
"HAHA FUCC NO YOU MIGHT GOT INTO UA BUT YOU STILL HAVE SUMMER BREAK SO CLEAN"
"HOW DARE YOU...YOU DESTROYED MY CHILDHOOOD"
"CALM DOWN AND GO"
"whatever :("
Kiroki went right when she told you cuz he knew resistance is pointless
he's kinda smart sometimes
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A/N henlo children
i have no idea what this is ok
so
uhh
hehehh
anyway
i LovE yall 10 pps who read this crap sksjsns
im kIndA bUsy sO i won't update regularly
so i apologise v v much
bUt i ShAll write this at all the sleepless nights with crackhead moods i have yet to go through yes
if the dia and more logues make no sense i can add first letters of characters in front cuz i don't want to put "i sAid" "hE yEllEd" "shE scReChed" etc you get me right
anYwayS
fArewell someday i will continue please be patient with my retarded self tq tq :')))))
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