Creeper. Aaww Maaan.(Denki x Reader)

Chapter 1. oh shit oh fuck

"OH MY BEIDBWOXN" I screeched as I fell off of my bed when my alarm clock woke me up ...'Seriously what is wrong with me' I thought then I got up and turned off the alarm.

~About a minute later~

"Y/N YOU LITTLE DIPSHIT GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE OR YOU'LL BE FUCKING LATE FOR YOUR EXAMS" the voice of my brother echoed trough the house
"GEEZUZ FUCKUS LET ME GET READY ASSHOLE" I yelled back
"CAN YOU TWO IDIOTS STOP YELLING?! YOU'RE SCARING THE CATS" mom screeched at us
"MOM YOU'RE YELLING AS WELL" the two of us yelled back... Then I got ready and saw two furry torpedoes fly trough the halls when I walked out of my room "Oh my chill out you two" I chuckled.

I checked the time, I still had about 15 minutes to get to UA's entrance exams so I walked downstairs with my bag and threw myself into a chair at the dinning table in the kitchen.
"Why the fuck were you yelling at me to get down when I still have so much time."
"Oh you know... just to see how you react..." my brother teased with a smirk on his face.
I glared at him with the most deadly look I could possibly make.
"Fuck you"
"Fuck you too"
"WHATCH YOUR LANGUAGE YOU TWO" mom magically appeared in front of the table
"What the hell how did you get here so quickly" Kiroki asked surprised
"...It's my quirk how do you not know that Kiroki?" My mom answered
"Oh right..."he mumbled
"Dude you're such a dumb fuck sometimes hah" I said
"YOU'RE ONE TO TALK N/N"
Oh yeah don't be fooled by this morning we actually all love each other we just are like this y'know brother-sister relationships are never easy
"Hey hey you two calm down. Y/n shouldn't you be going to the exams now?" Mom asked.
"Oh mY hOlY SHeeSh you're right gotta go fast now toodles!" I started running towards the door Kiroki and mom yelled at me "GOOD LUCK DIPSHIT!" "GOOD LUCK Y/N BREAK A LEG !!!"
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Thank goodness UA isn't that far away from our house so I just sprinted down a few streets till I was at the entrance.
'Heeell yeee let's do this ' I thought as I started at the big building towering over the school grounds
Then I started fucking around with my teleprtation quirk, swiftly telepoting myself to random places of the pavement leading to the school's main door.
"OH FUCK" 'what the hell?!'
I got up off the ground and searched for what caused me to trip then I saw her 'osjwhdoehd shiiit' "umm sorry for that" I said to a purple haired girl with earphone jacks hanging off her ears scratching her head and offered her my hand. "Ugh it's nothing" she said and gladly accepted my help
"Heh I better get going now sorry again" I mumrumed and teleported myself away "HEY WAi-" I heard her call out but too late I was inside and crowds of teenagers pushed me around as they rushed to the room where we're supposed to get info about the exam.
I struggled trough the mass of people but eventually I got trough and found a place to sit

~~Time skip full of magic~~ ~~brought to you by my new cat~~

I was stretching and trying to hype myself while Present mic was babling something in the watching room.
"GOOOOO" a loud yell came trough the speakers and I immediately teleported into the fake city searching for the robots we were supposed to be destroying. And there they were I didn't really have a problem with destroying them since my bone attacks were pretty strong but then I started getting tired, good thing I had a lot of points so I didn't really have to worry. I had about 68 points from what I managed to notice I still tried my best to get as many points I possibly could.

"Y'ALL BETTER HAVE ENOUGH POINTZ CUZ IN TWO MINUTES THIS WILL ALL BE OVERRRRRRRRR"
'hecc thank god I'm so good at this'
"I shall now conquer the streets like the queen I am bow down peasants hhhhh" I loudly/quietly said and started fucking around with telleprotation again.... yes I'm a fucking stupid pp, but I'm you so suck it. Anyway after a while I started feeling a little light headed (you won't believe why lol) and then I looked up just to almost shit my panties and see the giant fucking zero pointer.... like dayoum biiiicttthhhchchcgcg what the fuuckkkkkkk sjsbsisn. Aaand well as if that weren't enough some blonde fabulous bummy looking boye wheyyed by. "WhEYyyYYY" he... said?... idk
"Well whey to you too my dear fellow how about we get the fuck a-whey from this thicc metal boi?" I said and pointed at the metal thot
"whhhHehhehEeeyyyYYYy"
'????? Ok?' "Bro since I have no idea what the crappy poopy you're saying... like at all.... I'll juuuust take that as a yes.... nooow RUN"
"whAyE"
'what an interesting conversation'
Then we yote our feet as fast as we could and a after what felt like hours (which was actually just about 15 seconds due to you teleportating obviously) you turned around to see a levitating broccoli seemaaashheee it to the ground
"Weird flex but ok... I don't judge"
"Wwhheheeehhhyyy"
"Dude wtf like... can you go unstupid or something?"
"W h e y"
"..... weLp nevermind"
"AND THAT'S THE MEME BOIZ AND GORLZ MAKE YOUR WAY TO THE EXIIIITTTTTTTTT" Presentation Michael screeched trough the speakers.
You and mr dummy dum dum made your way to the exit. Askind a few ppl if they know da wae, which they thankfully did so you got out pretty quickly.
"Awhhwhsiwjz shit..."
"WAIT WAITWAITWOAYW YOU CAN SPEAK HUMAN?"
"well uh what? Hhhh"
"Ok nevermind"
"Jsisjso sorry uuhhh... anyway *AHEM* I'm Kaminari Denki... thanks for saving me...anddddDDd uh yeah what would your name be smexy ladess?"
"Oh my oh shiet swear on your fucken yeezys which you don't have I thought you we're ful time stupid... yeyeyey okay my nameeee izzzz L/n Y/n and I am your gracious savior"
"Ooooooooo epic" the blonde stated
".... is that all you're gonna say? If it weren't for me that magic metal boi of pain would chop your ass "
"Wosjwbsiwbsi uhh sorry I was carried away your beauty" ✨😏
"Well ofc I'm a fucking goddess"
"YeS"
"Welp it was nice meeting you Kabronari Donkey"
"Same goes to you L/n Y/n. And I hope to see you at ua"
"Yesyeysyeysye you will no getting rid of me now heuheuhueueih"
"Well well don't think you can getvrid of me either"
"Yeye whatever I gotta go now see ya bruuu"

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Well hello there.
Congratulations you had enough braincells to get past this shit hell ton of crap, and I hope you enjoyed and will continue on to the next chatper if there ever will be one.
Also if this is way too much of shit don't be worried to tell me I can try to calm my crack brain down (keyword try lol)
Welp that's prolly it for now see ya next time.
(Just fyi it's currently 0:48 so ye)
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