Caro : So... We get to spend Christmas here, huh ?
Hunter : Yup. Want some vine ?
Caro : We're teenagers.
Hunter : idc bitch.
Caro : I'M THE BITCH ??? DUDE ! YOU LITERALLY SEXT ME WTF--
Hunter : Oh yeah. Good old times. *laugh*
Caro : *isn't amused* NOOTMARE TALK TO ME
NOOTmare : EMO HUMAN !
Caro I'm not--
NOOTmare : SHUT UP !
Caro : *sweatdrops*
NOOTmare : Dream have been a weakling ! I TOOK ALL THE PUNSHES !
Caro : NOBODY TOUCHE NOOTMARE ! HUNTER BRING YOUR ASS OVER HERE !
Hunter : Ok. *puts his ass in front of Caro's face*
Caro : *confused* *bites his ass*
Hunter : HA ! FUCK ! *leaves in pain*
Caro : NOW LET'S BURN DREAM DOWN !
Dream : Please don't !
Caro : You're too weak !
Dream : I did nothing wro-
Caro : ALL I GOT WAS THAT YOU DIDN'T DO SHIT TO HELP NOOTMARE !
Dream : But-
Caro : Shhhhhhh ! *spits on Dream*
Dream : *gives up on life*
Caro : *screams out all the hate she got over Dream and Hunter (and me lol)*
Claw : Shut up ! You're being annoying !
Caro : Who the fuck are you ?"
Claw : I'm here to spank my brother's ass.
Lil Bro : Oh so you're GanZ bro ?
Claw : Correct.
Caro : Wait wait wait wait wait. You don't do shit to Ganz. He's a sweet child.
Claw : Humans created me to hit him tho-
Caro : SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YOU SALT BOTTLE.
Claw : You're being very unprofessional.
Caro : UNPROFESSIONAL ???? DUDE ! HUNTER LITERALLY HIT ME WITH A BRICK, I'M BLEEDING AS FUCK FROM THE HEAD AND I NEED TO BREAK ONE OF THE BITTIES BONES, OF COURSE MY BRAIN'S FUCKED UP !
Claw : .... Didn't think of it that way.
CPAU Geno in the distance : THAT'S MY LINE !
All : wtf ?
Caro : ..... Please kill me already.
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Caro's bitty adventure
FanfictionCaro's was peacefully drawing in Central Park as usual, when she saw something moving. She checked it out and found a small skeleton freezing in the park.
