Okay I get it you think they are cute n shit but holy fuck can you not say, "this is my 70lbs bts werewolf mate" The amount of times I have to see, 37 frail "smol" (Cringe) asian bts characters in a book is absolutely mind blowing.
I'm not saying that asian boys are bad, I'm saying that some people really be like: "I loveee again boys (talking about pale, albino, anorexic looking bitches) then when you show them someone from the middle East they're like: " Ew not that asian"
Please shut the fuck up about your stupid ass crushes and "what's his name?" shit whenever some asian dude comes along in a story.
The goddamned amount of times I have had to go through a story with in depth descriptions about how there small omega asian boy is so adorable and is in love with the strong big alpha guy hurr durr, please stop doing that it is cringy imo.
Also, asian dudes are so overused. "This is (X) and he's the main character of my generic ass story nobody could give a shit about!!!" This is the most basic shit ever
Basic ass asian main character:
• Teehee he is smol bean uwu <-- Cringe
• 4'11 or 5'3
• Colorful ass hair that could light up the motherfucking sky
• if he doesn't have blond hair then it's a swoop "perfectly" covering one eye because that's never been done before
• Has a shit backstory
• Legit is useless
• Cries all the damn time and the author thinks it's cute
• They're described using, "Dainty, Frail, Light, Skinny etc."
• Always from a kpop band
• Oversized hoodies
• Unnatural curves
• Always in love with big strong guy
• Big strong guy always loves his ugly ass back
• Calls people "Dummy" (Don't do this)
• Depression/Anxiety
If your character is like this then you should:
1. Turn off your phone and look at the mirror
2. Rethink your choices about being an author
3. Think of something original
(If failed to complete step 2 then quit writing)
4. Once you've done that then you will see why nobody at school likes your bts crush.
Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk
