Dragon ball z one shots

Smut

Lemon and in case you don't know it means baby making (but for fun?? Yeah poor parents I can't explain it either XD) sex basically this is for @pyschokisses birthday in two weeks yeah I'm not a good smut writer first time writing it pls forgive me XD 

Vegeta sighed as goku smirked at him bulma had gone out and believe it or not goku was in no way naive when it came to bed goku approaches vegeta like a panther and gripped his ass vegeta bit the inside of his cheek to keep him from moaning just because bulma was gone didn't mean his son was goku kissed vegeta roughly and his hand slid into Vegetas pants stroking Vegetas cock making vegeta moan into gokus mouth their tongues fighting for dominance 

Vegeta pulled away "k.k.kakarot our k.k.kids" vegeta stuttered through pants goku finally stopped stroking Vegetas cock and vegeta was starting to have a half regret half victory a regret because going to bed with goku was fucking amazing but his ass was having a victory but his ass's victory was short lift when goku used instant transmission into a living room room, vegeta looked around "h.h.how?" Vegeta stuttered goku smirked a ass eating (literally) smirk and pointed to the fish "golby" He Said "w.w.we can't fuck in front of a fish! It's staring at me!" Vegeta Shouted as goku trees go slide his shirt over his head 

"Well golby like his owner has good taste" Said goku licking his lips already getting a small boner as his eyes trailed from Vegetas face to Vegetas ass and waist vegeta blushed and snapped his fingers at goku "my eyes are up here" Said vegeta "oh I know" goku Said pervertly "Your as bad as Roshi" Said vegeta 

Goku started to make out with vegeta his tongue in Vegetas mouth vegeta moaning with his hands gripping gokus hair goku purred in Vegetas ear "jump" he whispered vegeta nodded and jumped his legs going round gokus waist gripping gokus hair while goku could feel Vegetas boner and his own he slid his hand up Vegetas shirt and vegeta turned his face 

The fish! It was staring vegeta pushed goku off him and goku whined obviously annoyed at being teased "you tease!" Shouted goku "im not! Your fish! It's staring!" Said vegeta "vegeta it's a fish!" Shouted goku "I cant help it can't you tell it to turn around!" Shouted vegeta "vegeta it's a fish!" Goku Shouted again "well then I'm not fucking in front of it!" Shouted vegeta "it's a fucking fish vegeta!" Shouted goku he was ready to kill this fish if it wasn't his only way of remembering where this house was he'd already have Hell he'd face 1000 jirens dressed in a pink tutu with his hair done with beads if he could get closer to sleeping with vegeta!

Vegeta turned his head round stubbornly crossing his arms his hair and shirt ruffled goku growled and lifted vegeta bridal style "k.kakarot!? What are you doing?!" Vegeta Shouted as he was thrown on a bed "What does it look like?" Goku Asked "something above 18 rated?" Said vegeta goku smirked and kissed vegeta goku on top vegeta with his hands in gokus hair his legs wrapped around goku, gokus hands trailed up Vegetas shirt and pulled it off his face trailed down and he started to lick and play with Vegetas nipples causing vegeta to moan and harden goku could feel Vegetas hard cock and he was pretty sure vegeta could feel his 

Vegeta was a moaning mess and goku slid his hand into Vegetas trousers and slowly took them off vegeta tugged in gokus trousers to pleasured to talk goku Smirked "eager aren't we?" Goku asked sliding his clothes off and pulled his and Vegetas boxers off he put he started to stroke and pump Vegetas cock making vegeta moan and pull gokus hair but goku pulled away before he could release "f.f.fuck.." Vegeta Said as goku licked his fingers and stuck them in Vegetas hole (...as you can tell my 1st time writing smut) vegeta arched his back a pain filled Yelp as goku scissored inside him 

"Shhh.." goku said as he removed his fingers and stuck his dick in Vegetas hole making vegeta put his nails in gokus back causing blood while goku grunted vegeta threw his head back as he was suddenly hit with a wave of pleasure "g.g.gnh" vegeta covered his face and goku frowned "no I wanna hear you geta" goku Said as he thrusted deeper inside of vegeta, vegeta moaned and stroked his cock goku grunted "your so tight vegeta..." he groaned 

Goku continued to thrust and Vegeta was a moaning panting mess below him both sweating and Vegetas legs spread apart "goku/vegeta" they both moaned as they came goku dropping to beside vegeta exhausted as vegeta looked around before his eyes narrowed in horror

the fish..

IT WAS IN A BOWL! IT HAD WATCHED EVERYTHING 

Vegeta whacked gokus chest "what? Wanna go round two already?" Goku Asked vegeta frowned "you Baka! The fish! It's right their!" Shouted vegeta goku started laughing "we just fucked in front of a fish!" Vegeta Shouted as goku clutched his sides by laughter 

"So like I Asked wanna go again?" Goku Asked "in front of that fish!? No way!" Shouted vegeta painfully and slowly turning around his legs in a lot of pain goku laughed as vegeta covered his face with the blanket 

That bloody fish has watched everything. Goku continued to laugh

I am a horrible smug writer first time writing it lol sorry if it's not that good XD or if the smuts to fast XD