Dragon ball z one shots

I'd rather drown

Love dis song vegeta sings like this hi goku sings like this hi  together is this hi

Goku scowled as he walked out to the stage seeing chi-chi and bulma staring up at him goku sat down on the drums vegeta had a guitar everyone gathered around in bulmas back yard yamcha making sky glances and bulma having a hickey beneath her t shirt chi-chi smelled like sex to a trained nose to a saiyen nose vegeta and goku figured their wives were Cheating on them. They weren't stupid 

Goku began playing the drums and vegeta started playing the guitar 

Thanks for treating me like every boy you meet
So please come in and take a seat
Here's the part when I learn, and you will teach
On how to treat people like a piece of meat
The woman looked shocked and looked around clearly wondering what spurred this song on while the people not involved in this cheating scheme were shocked by vegetas voice and how well he could sing or play a guitar 
I want a genuine, not a replica
Lethal medicine, a pin to the cornea
A sight for sore eyes
While other guys consume the lie, I'll run and hide
Chi-chi and bulma looked around confused while the rest mouths dropped open
No doors exist on my fortress
The only entrance is the one I bear
The ground shaking from the fury of two super saiyens 
You're nothing more than a temptress
I fell victim to a heartless snareBurn the bitch down
I never will cross that bridge again
I cannot trust you easily
Or think that I'm the only oneI never let people in,
And I have you to remind me why
Then it clicked the two woman looking down ashamed as yamcha suddenly got it to wondering how he wasn't dead yet 
So baby burn the bitch down
I never will cross that bridge againI'd rather drown
"What are they going on about?" Piccolo asked krillin shrugged while 18 looked at bulma and chi-chi anger in her eyes 
I'm the master of construction
Because I'm building walls like it's my occupation
If you portray a liar,
I'll shut you out without hesitation
It's an art form of consummate skill
Vegeta kept playing his guitar and goku the drums not even looking at the sheepish woman who were trying to come up with ways to salvage their marriage 
Oh how she plays them like the pawn
Making boys drool at her will
Like Pavlov to the dogs
Everyone's faces shot up no one even knew goku knew of Pavlov 
No doors exist on my fortress
The only entrance is the one I bear
You're nothing more than a temptress
I fell victim to a heartless snare
Eyebrows once again shooting up by the hurtful words coming out of goku's mouth while vegeta smirked to goku and goku smirked back clearly knowing something they don't 'Got em'  both thought 
Burn the bitch down
I never will cross that bridge again
It was a shock how good their two voices sounded together (that sounds so dirty) 
I cannot trust you easily
Or think that I'm the only oneI never let people in,
And I have you to remind me why
So baby burn the bitch down
I never will cross that bridge again
I'd rather, I'd rather, I'd ratherDrown me, slit my throat so lightlyPick me up and drop me right into my grave
And now I wonder,
Sit alone and ponder
Should I even bother,
When I see your face?
The itch I couldn't scratch
Thought I'd come crawling back but no
I'd much rather, rather, rather, rather, ratherI'd rather burn the bitch down
I never will cross that bridge again
I cannot trust you easily
Or think that I'm the only oneI never let people in,
And I have you to remind me why
So baby burn the bitch down,
I never will cross that bridge againGo ahead and burn the bridge right down,
It's what you wanted
Burn the bridge right down
I'm not the only one, the only one
So baby burn the bitch down,
I never will cross that bridge againI'd rather drown
That was the end of the song both saiyens now walking towards chi-chi and bulma "I want a divorce" both said both woman's eyes widened slightly before lowering their eyes nodding