Hey oh, play ballHey, hey, ohHey, batter, batterHey batter, batter swingI've got to just do my thingHey, batter, batterHey batter, batter swing, yeahI'll show you that it's one and the sameBaseball, dancing, same gameIt's easyStep up to the place, start swingingI wanna play ball now, and that's allThis is what I doIt ain't no dance that you can show me, yeahYou'll never knowOh, I knowIf you never tryThere's just one little thingThat stops me every time, yeahCome onI don't danceI know you canNot a chance, noIf I could do this wellYou could do thatBut I don't danceHit it out of the parkI don't danceI say you canThere's not a chance, ohSlide home, you scoreSwingin on the dance floorI don't dance, no
Hey, batter, batterHey batter, batter swingI've got to just do my thingHey, batter, batterHey batter, batter swingYeah, yeah, yeahTwo-steppin, now you're up to batBases loaded, do your danceIt's easyTake your best shot, just hit itI've got what it takes, playin my gameSo you better spin that pitchYou're gonna throw me, yeahI'll show you how I swingYou'll never knowOh, I knowIf you never tryThere's just one little thingThat stops me every time, yeahCome onI don't danceI know you canNot a chance, no, noIf I could do this wellYou could do thatBut I don't danceHit it out of the parkI don't danceI say you can
There's not a chance, oh no
Slide home, you score
Swingin on the dance floor
I don't dance, noLean back, tuck it in, take a chance
Swing it out, spin around, do the dance
I wanna play ball, not dance hall
I'm makin a triple, not a curtain callI can prove it to you til you know it's true
'Cause I can swing it, I can bring it to the diamond too
You're talkin a lot, show me what you got
Stop swingHey
Come on, swing it like this
Oh, swing
Jitterbug, just like thatThat's what I mean, that's how you swing
You make a good pitch but I don't believe
I say you can
I know I can't
I don't danceYou can do it
I don't dance, no
Nothing to it, atta boy, atta boy, yeahHey, batter, batter, hey batter, batter what?
One, two, three, four, everybody swing
Come onI don't dance
I know you can
Not a chance, no, no
If I could do this well
You could do that
But I don't dance
Hit it out of the parkI don't dance
I say you can
There's not a chance, oh
Slide home, you score
Swingin on the dance floor
I don't dance no
