*k so this is gonna be sooooo weird to write. But it's been in my head when I saw a pic
*that one up there
* yeah Logan X crofters
*I know it's just a crack fanart that the artist made bUT WHAT IF.
* Yeah, Logan X Crofters, it's been decided anyways.
*But like-- How about the other side's favorite things turned into male love interests??????
*For some weird reason... I want that.
*Patton X Cat hoodie?
*Roman X Sword??
*Virgil X Eyeshadow???
*Deceit X Hat????
*Remus X Deodorant?????
*but like,,, they are humans.
*Pretty weird, bUT I WANT THAT ;-;
*Roman found a potion in the dragon witch's cave that turns objects into people.
*oops I dropped it into everyone's favorite things.
*BOOM. Hi I'm your new love interest :D.
*-LE GASP- OMG :00000
*Freak out for a good 5 mins and they cool with it.
*weirdly Fluffy content.
*it kinda sounds like crack
*but I still want a fanfic about it. Like c'mon
*Crofter dude would be like--
*"Hey Cutie."
*logan would be all blushy blushy like--
*"C-Crofter-Sempai! Oh! '///'."
*whEEZE
*Patton and Cat hoodie would just be baking cookies, while CH would rap his arms around Patton's shoulders (like he dooo), he'd be taller. And for some reason CH would be always sleepyyy uwu.
*So cuteeee. Do you stan??
*Virgil and eyeshadow-- but ES would pepper kiss Verge until his bright red-- chu chu
*ES is surprisingly a affectionate & a fashionable person.
*well duh, he is an Eyeshadow make up after all.
*oof Virgil can't handle the love but apreciates it anyways-- >/////<
* that's cute.
*Roman X sword, huh?
*Whooooooooooooooo dayum.
* His Sword is kinda like Sebastian.
*Sharp Gaze, Good-looking, Calm--(unlike Roman), Really collected, Most of the time like really quiet. Super handsomeeee.
*Oof Roman is awestruck now.
*Flirty Roman activated.
*Roman uses pick-up line. It was un-effective.
*S uses Sharps gaze and smirk. It was super effective.
*Oof Roman is hella flirty but when you flirt with him, bruhhhhh. He would become red as his stash.
*oh my gosh he's so soft, I staaaaaan.
* k so now Dee dee and Hat.
* Deciet is short. Uh oh.
*He was angry at Roman. But he was cool with it at the end.
* Still lies but somehow H knows he's lying.
*oof Dee is angwy.
*I dunno, but like, when someone mentions deceit as smol bean, I kind of see him as a Tsundere.
*H rests his head on top of Dee's head, HIS HAIR IS SUPER FLUFFY UNDER THE HAT BEFORE LIKE-
*OH M Y L O R D
*H would be the Dazed character for some reason and Dee would be his only brain cell.
*but it's still adorableeee.
*ok, Remus x Deodorant...
*Oof this is an interesting one...
* ok so... DT is,,,, he's.. he is an innocent boi???
*But Remus is a dirty boi. Both mentally and physically.
*oof I have no idea how this would turn out.
*Remus would probably eat him.
*one way or another. *insert lenny face*
*Hehe.
*But all in all, everything is Fluffy.
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Sander Sides Drabbles
RandomShitty plots and Au's that would make you giggly and intrugded but being the bitch I am, I'm never gonna finish it, but it could be some ideas for other awesome writers, tag me while you're at it plz, I wanna read y'allz writing of sander sides. :)
