Sander Sides Drabbles

Innocent x dirtymind

You know what I'm talking about y'all

We need more patton x remus stuff

My mutlishipping heart is hungry for fanfictions of these 2.

Pat is so innocent T-T

Remus is so dirty minded

That's why I love these two.

But how about..

Remus tries to keep patton innocent.

"WHAT."- Sister's response

"REMUS WANTING TO KEEP PATTON INNOCENT!?."

- Sister's response

yes

Bcz it's refreshing for the dirty rat man.

Patton is so pure he makes the most evilest man go soft.

Remus lookin' at deciet eating pats cookies

*cackles*

Anyways

Sort of a crackfic and I just WHEEZE

THEY'RE DYNAMIC BE LIKE:

Patton: hey Remus?

Remus: hm?

Patton: What's a dildo?

Remus: No.

----

Remus: you can't go in my space of the mind Pat.

Patton: why???

Remus: No.

----

Patton:*licking a popsicle*

Remus: No.

----

Actually. My sister somewhat gave me that Idea

But it would be funny to read it

Remus trying to control his grudges to protect his sweet innocent Patton.

The others' reaction would either be Bewildered, Amused, or/ and Terrified.

Just WATCHING Remus and Patton in their cute relationship dynamic.

Pat is just '???????????' almost all the time now.

Pat doesn't really dig much. If Remus says no then that's ok. He doesn't have to tell him everything.

He'll just go to Logan and ask him instead.

Cue Patton's Blushing Red.

like Roman's stash red.

Remus' dummy's blood red.

Just being red All day.

Can't look at Remus in the face for a few days which then results to hurted ratty stinky boi™.

Oof how did this became a bit angsty wtf.

But yeah: THAT

Patton learned his lesson and doesn't question Remus again lmao

Poor Logan though... He's gonna get sMACKED for revealing information.

And yes I am indeed writing this shit at 12:40 bcz this has been in my mind since

AND JUST CANNOT SLEEP WITHOUT WRITING THIS DOWN

sorry if it's not good explanation but like

I'm tired

Who Am I kidding we are all tired.

Anyway thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.