Love star wars so much that imma make more of these.
Q: What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
A: Game of Clones
Q: Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?
A: To get to the Dark Side.
Q: What did Emperor Palpatine say to Darth Vader?
A: Merry Sithmas.
Q: When did Anakin's Jedi masters know he was leaning towards the dark side?
A: In the Sith Grade.
Q: Why do Doctors make the best Jedi?
A: Because a Jedi must have patience.
Roses are red, violets are blue, if you love Star Wars, may the force be with you.
The best part of any person is always their Dark Side.
Q: How is Ducktape like the Force?
A: It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds the galaxy together.
Q: What do you call a potato that has turned to the Dark side?
A: Vader Tots.
Q: What do you call a Sith who won't fight?
A: A Sithy.
Q: Why is a Jedi knight never lonely?
A: Because the force is always with him.
Q: What does Kylo Ren serve at a dinner party?
A: First hors d'oeuvres.
Q: Where does Princess Leia go shopping for clothing and such? A: At the Darth Maul, of course.
Q: How do Ewoks communicate over long distances?
A: With Ewokie Talkies
Q: What do you call 5 siths piled on top of a lightsaber?
A: A Sith-Kabob!
Q: What do you call a Jedi in denial?
A: Obi-Wan Cannot Be
Q: What do they serve at a Rebel Alliance cantina?
A: Jyn and Juice.
Q: What do you call a nervous Jedi?
A: Panicking Skywalker.
Q: What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?
A: Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get away from Kylo Hen.
Q: Which Star Wars character uses meat for a weapon instead of a Lightsaber?
A: Obi Wan Baloney.
Q: Why is a droid mechanic never lonely?
A: Because he's always making new friends!
Q: What did the rancor say after he ate a Wookiee?
A: Chewie!
Q: What do you call the website that divulges the secrets of the Galactic Empire?
A: Wookieeleaks
Q: Why do Stormtroopers listen to Megan Trainor?
A: Because "They're all about that base, 'bout that base, no rebels."
Q: Do you know when a woman becomes a jedi?
A: When she's good and Reydy.
Q: What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed?
A: Han So-high
Q: What do you call a Mexican jedi?
A: Obi-Juan Kenobi
Q: What do you call Mexican Jedi apprentice?
A: PadaJuan.
Q: How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas? A: He felt his presents.
Q: What do Gungans put things in?
A: Jar Jars.
Q: What do you call a Sith rock star?
A: Darth Vedder.
Q: Why did Yoda visit Bank of America yesterday?
A: He needed a bank clone! (Loan)
Q: Why does Princess Leia keep her hair tied up in buns?
A: So it doesn't Hang Solow!
Q: Why didn't Luke Skywalker cross the road?
A: Because he got a ticket for Skywalking.
Q: How many Alderaanians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, they were all destroyed by the death star.
Q: What does Yoda say to encourage a Padawan before a test?
A: Do well, you will do!
Q: What do you call two suns fighting each other?
A: Star Wars
Q: What did Santa Claus say to the young padawan?
A: Merry The Force Be With You.
Q: What do you call a Jedi who loves tacos?
A: Obi-Juan Kenobi
Q: What do you call a pirate droid?
A: Argh2-D2
Q: Why does Leia wear buns on her head?
A: In case she gets hungry in a Senate meeting.
Q: What do you call it when only one Star Wars character gives you a round of applase?
A: A Hand Solo!
Q: How many stormtroopers does it take to replace a lightbulb? A: Two; one to screw the bulb in, the other to shoot him and take the credit.
Q: What side of an Ewok has the most hair?
A: The outside.
Q: Who tries to be a Jedi?
A: Obi-Wannabe
Q: Which Star Wars character works at a restaurant?
A: Darth Waiter
Q: What do you call a female Mandalorian?
A: A Womandalorian.
Q: What do Whipids say when they kiss?
A: Ouch.
Q: Why did the droid cross the road?
A: Because it was programmed by a chicken.
Q: What do you call someone who doesn't like the dark side?
A: Darth Hater.
Q: Why did episodes 4,5, and 6 come before 1,2, and 3?
A: Because in charge of directing, Yoda was.
Q: What do you call it when a wookie gets to play the guitar alone onstage?
A: A Han Solo
Q: What do you call a bounty hunter from the South?
A: Bubba Fett
Q: What happens if Anakin Skywalker grills you a burger?
A: Its a little on the DARK side.
Q: Why did the Stormtrooper start jumping up and down?
A: He stepped on Ant-hillies.
Q: What do Star Destroyers wear to parties?
A: A bow TIE.
Q: What kind of car takes you to a Jedi?
A: A ToYoda.
Q: Why is Han such a loner?
A: Because he's Solo.
Q: Where does Jabba the Hutt eat?
A: Pizza Hutt
Q: Why did the crazy Angrallian Toobir cross the nebula?
A: To get to the other dementia.
Q: Why did Kit Fisto storm out of the sushi restaurant?
A: Because they were serving Mon Calamari.
Q: Why did the smuggler cross the spacelanes?
A: To get to the other side.
Hope you guys enjoy this chapter. Bye
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