Bully: hoe!
You: EXCUSE ME! DO I LOOK LIKE SOMETHING THAT SCRAPES DIRT JUST SO YOU CAN PUT PLANT SEEDS IN?!
I know lame.

joke #1
Bully: hoe!
You: EXCUSE ME! DO I LOOK LIKE SOMETHING THAT SCRAPES DIRT JUST SO YOU CAN PUT PLANT SEEDS IN?!
I know lame.