Bully: hoe!
You: EXCUSE ME! DO I LOOK LIKE SOMETHING THAT SCRAPES DIRT JUST SO YOU CAN PUT PLANT SEEDS IN?!
I know lame.
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joke #1
Bully: hoe!
You: EXCUSE ME! DO I LOOK LIKE SOMETHING THAT SCRAPES DIRT JUST SO YOU CAN PUT PLANT SEEDS IN?!
I know lame.