Hamilsquad reacts to hamilton ships

Jamilton

Lia: Oh god here we go

Alexander: I would never lower my standards that far down

Thomas: Oh ha ha very funny Alexander. I'm not gay

Alex: That's not what you said to Madison last night

Peggy: Imma get some popcorn

Laffayette: Imma go with

Eliza: Alexander Hamilton

James: Not true

Alexander: As Thomas always says "if the shoe fits wear it"

Thomas: At least I'm not going around cheating on my wife for another woman

Angelica: There's no coming back from that one Alexander

Lia: This is why I don't ship them

Eliza: Alexander Hamilton If you don't-

Peggy: Great we didn't miss the good part

James: Thomas I wouldn't-

Alexanders: Look at that you should go tend to your boyfriend shouldn't you

Thomas: If Eliza doesn't kill you I'm gonna! *picks up chair and throws across the room

King: AHHHH!!

Samuel: If he is harmed in any way you shall be fined

Hercules: Shut it Samuel

Eliza: ALEXANDER HAMILTON IF YOU DONT SIT DOWN THIS INSTANT I WILL DIVORCE YOUR SORRY A-

Phillip: Language

Lia: So who would like to rate the ship

Everyone but king: 0

James: -0

King: A 10 good show encore

Lia: *face palm

Maria: Let's never speak of this ship again

Theodosia: that may be for the best

Lia: So what are your thoughts on the ship

Thomas and Alexander: Nasty Disgusting -0

Lia: OK enough of that

Authors Note

Happy Holidays everyone and happy new year. Congrats you have officially made it through a year so feel happy. Thanks for reading.