Zombie Survival Book 2

Tip 77

Tips and tricks to help you survive the zombie apocalypse, what kinds of zombies to expect, how to become a zombie yourself, where you should hold-out, who you should or shouldn't team up with, and what may have started the infection!

Just The Facts

Zombies are hungry... for you... always

Don't forget, get some old people or small child friends, if you need to you can use them as zombie bait

Aim for the head, dont stop until you've either beheaded them, crushed their skull in, or you can see that a large chunk of their brain has been removed

Don't stay in one place for too long, if zombies have found you once, they will find you again

Melee weapons- heavy weapons capable of crushing skulls or sharp blades capable of cutting through flesh, or chainsaws, which are like both

Unless these are like 28 days/weeks later zombies, they won't die out, and you'll have to live in a zombie world forever

Prep work for the zombie apocalypse

Honestly, what cracked reader isn't ready for the inevitable zombie virus to spread around. At the very least everyone has been stockpiling weapons and ammo...right? No? Well then! Get started! Get a shotgun, handgun, scoped gun, whatever gun you can get! Something heavy to hit them with! Fire Ax! Immediately shoot anyone who you think is infected or you know is infected. Annoying neighbor, whiny neighbor boy? They're definitely "infected." Don't forget that Fido can be infected too, man's best friend isn't immune. NOW! Decision! Barricade your home or keep moving trying to get to the "army evac station"? BOOM DECISION If your house is naturally a fortress and is in a nice remote location, stay! If you're in downtown New York! MOVE, near an old folk's home! Gather food from nearby stores and abandoned houses!

The shit has hit the fan!

Did you do all the prep work? Yes? Skip this then. No? Keep reading. Did you guys who did all the prep work actually skip this? No? Oh well. Yes, for those woefully unprepared souls, you should use whatever is available to you.(This include small children and old folks) Remember, heavy or sharp weapons for the melee kills. If you can get some guns, thats great! You should probably keep moving, as your house isn't barricaded, or it is and you shouldn't move. Try and meet up with some other survivors, capable, non-retarded survivors, with practical skills, such as being bait, medical skills, murder skills, gun skills, ninja skills, nun chuck skills, and baseball skills (hit home runs withe zombie heads) At this point you've probably thought, "what the hell! where did all these zombies come from?" Who gives a shit? You shouldn't! All you should worry about is how you're gonna kill 'em!

I did the prep work!

Hooray! You're all set! If you chose to stay home, do remember to be careful when you go out to get food, never let a zombie follow you home! EVER! If a zombie does follow you, pack up and move quickly, for more are sure to come. If you have an extra child or old person to sacrifice, have them stay in the house and attract zombies, and when there are enough in there, light the place up with some good old fire, maybe set off a few fireworks. Then move on to wherever, probably the military "evac station" If you are already headed there, meet up with survivors and I won't bother listing what skills they need (see above section) Stay off the main roads since there will be lots of cars and no one wants to get attacked by a zombie hiding in a car (how shameful, a mindless zombie killed you) Don't go into thick forests, zombies can be hidden in there too. Walk in open places with little cover for zombies to lurk behind. when you need to stop in a market or house, make sure the building is clear before you relax. Take turns doing the night watch. Remember a large group of survivors is stronger, but it attracts more attention then a small group.