The Destroyer and The Lover (CC story)

Warped

"Xie, I know you're excited but calm the fuck down" Travis mumbles, rubbing his eyes sleepily as he walks into the kitchen.

"Calm down? CALM DOWN? HOW CAN I CALM DOWN? WERE GOING TO MOTHERFUCKING WARPED TOUR! Oh my shit, were going to warped tour! This is huge for us, we'll get to spread to a larger audience, and maybe even share the stage with big-time bands! Like Black Veil Brides! Holy shit, what if we meet Black Veil Brides?? Oh my Hell holy wankers this is-this is phenomenal! We could-we could-" Travis stops me by covering my mouth with his hand.

"Now, as adorable as it is to let you freak out with your British accent, you need to shut up. Gus and Doug are still sleeping" he says. I push his hand off me and spit in the sink. "blech don't touch me on my mouth that hands probably been in your pants" I complain, rinsing my mouth out obsessively. "oh no baby, this hand is strictly for pleasuring women. Why would I do that when I have girls who do it for me" he smirks, wiggling his eyebrows at me. "Oh gross" I spit back, sticking my tongue out.

"Your childishness is really really amusing" he grins at me. "Hey! I'm not childish!" I say, leaning against the counter. "You're an 18 soon to be 19 year old who finds the act of pleasuring people and being pleasured gross. You're as childish as you can get" he says, winking at me.

"Hey! Dont make fun of my all-or-nothing rule! I eat with my hands and mouth, I don't want that gross shit all over them" I say, pouting. "Too bad. Girls with accents are hot" Travis smirks. "Woah woah woah crossing the line there, we talked about this. You're not supposed to say those things" I complain, looking away. "ok ok" he backs off. As he walks through the door, he calls back "but it's not even all-or-nothing for you it's just nothing"

"I have certain people I like! Sorry I'm not a whore like Vanessa and Angelie and Carli and Drina and Winonya and-" I list off, until Travis comes rushing back in and covering my mouth obsessively. "Shut up! Seaana is in my room right now!" he hisses at me. "Oh another one?" I say, pushing his hand off. "And what did I say about touching my mouth!" I add, crossing my arms.

"Oh you're hopeless" he groans and walks away.

"Hmmph. Childish my ass. Children don't fucking swear do they? Or drink, or smoke cigarettes, or watch R rated movies, or..." I tell myself.

I wrap myself up in my wolf blanket and lay on the couch, eating Lucky Charms and watching Courage The Cowardly Dog.

......ok I see how that sounds. Maybe I am a teensy bit childish..