Unfortunately Yours (SasuNaru) ✔

Chapter 1: Unfortunately Yours

"Naruko, what're you doing?!" yelled Sakura as she saw me lying on the grass.

"I'm looking at the sky..." I replied softly as I closed my eyes to try and nap.

"Are you crazy?! Lady Tsunade called us all in for an emergency meeting, so get your ass off the ground!" she yelled as she stomped on the ground, making the Earth shake beneath me.

"But Sakura-chan~ I'm sleepyyy! The old lady can wait a second," I said as I turned to my side, ignoring her violent stomps.

"But Naruko-!" she was then quickly cut off by the voice I most detest.

"Sakura..."

I flinched as I heard that familiar voice. I sat up and looked at my rival with hateful eyes.

"Don't waste your breath talking to a wall," he stated while walking up to her.

I frowned angrily and took the chance to stand up and point at that idiot in annoyance. "Who the hell you callin' a wall?!"

"You're right, you're more off a slug: slow, lazy, and ugly."

"What?!" I shouted as I clenched my fists tightly.

"Ooh Sasuke~, you're always so clever~!" Sakura said lovingly.

"Who's side are you on?!" I yelled at Sakura in disbelief.

"Sasuke's~!"

I facepalmed with a sigh. Shocker...she's always on his side when he's around. What a great friend she is...

Sasuke looked at me with a smirk, content with my angry face.

That damn good for nothing bastard! I'm gonna clock him in the face!

I began to run up to him, ready to throw a punch, "I hate you, Sasuke!"

Before I could reach him, Sakura stood before him, then grabbed ahold of my fist, and threw me to the ground. "Now Naruko, what did Kakashi-sensei say about fighting~?"

I twitched as I felt the pain consume my face. "He...started it..." I said with pain in my voice. I slowly sat myself up and looked at them with a frown.

Sasuke crouched down before, looking at me with belittling eyes and a prideful smirk, "The dirt really emphasizes your trashy look."

"Damn it Sasuke, I'm gonna kill you!" I yelled as I tried to punch him again.

He caught my fist and lowered his face to my ear. "Baka."

I felt my face warm up slightly in embarrassment and quickly pushed him away. "I hate you!"

He stood up and walked away with that prideful smirk. "Let's go, Sakura."

She squealed happily as he said her name. She then quickly walked next to him, smiling at him with her dopey grin. Sasuke paid her no attention, as usual, so she took the chance to look back at me. She then mouthed the words, "he said my name!" to me, and all I could do was sigh and give a small smile.

She may be a two-faced bitch, but she can still be cute. It must be nice to be in love.

***

"You all may be wondering why I called you guys in today," said Lady Tsunade as she crossed her arms in front of the group of ninja.

"As you all know, we are experiencing a great shortage of young ninja in this village. Our population is dying out, and there are no children to take the places of those who have died," she paused and looked around the room to create a tense feeling in the air. "Look around the room!" She shouted angrily, "What do guys all share in common?"