Jessica Rabbit
*FaceTime*
"Babe, who's sexier? Jessica Rabbit or me?"
"Tsk, you of course"
"Ooooohhhhhh how can you tell? Have you ever touched Jessica Rabbit before?"
"No, I don't have to. I already know the winner when I touched you"
"Hey! Stop! Omg Mister! Dang"
But deep inside you actually liked what he just said.
