Backstabbing Best Friends

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Garrett: Dads, come round. Join me in the sharing circle.

Harry: Anything for my favorite child.

Louis: What's wrong angel?

Garrett: Today, you know how I'm BFF's with the HBIC, Olivia?

Harry: That's my super popular son!

Garrett: No no no Dad, you see, her boyfriend was Will, the boy I liked.

Louis: Oh no, so you two were competing over boys?

Garrett: Well, obviously it was no competition. I can turn a man gay faster than James Charles can turn one straight.

Harry: Yeah, I almost lost my sexuality to him.

*all shiver*

Garrett: Well now Olivia's mad at me 'cause I took her man.

Louis: Well son...

Harry: Clearly he was in the closet anyway, you were just doing her a favor.

Garrett: That's EXACTLY what I told her!

Louis: Like fathers, like son!

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