Basically a little futuristic larry family, in which Louis and Harry have gotten married, and have children. Written in a series of out of order short skits. Guest appearances from Eleanor Cadwell. Hope you enjoy :))
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*L & H stand in front of their 16 yr old daughter Darcy who sits on the couch in their living room*
H: Lou you want to begin?
L: Wow way to throw me right under the bus there you fucker.
D: dad stop, cursing isn't cute
H: *with heart eyes* well it's kind of cute
L: *rubbing his palms together* yup, right I'll start, so Darcy, baby, honey, sweetie-
D: dad..
L: lets talk about SAFE SEX! *does jazz hands*
H: *face palms and mumbles under his breath* this is why you could never raise a child on your own.
D: oh no, guys, no way, I'm out-
H: look darc, we know you have a girlfriend-
D: *corrects him,* boyfriend,
H: right, as I was saying a girlfriend
D: BOY-FRIEND.
L: *whispers* what a disappointment to the family legacy
H: ok sorry boyfriend, Nick is it?
D: Daniel but ok.
L: right Haz- that's quite enough from you, anyway Darcy sex is a wonderful pastime and it's especially nice when you're giving him a bj in the shower and he starts washing you hair-
H: *giggles*
D: dad I'm going to pretend not to notice that your talking from experience.
L: anyway whatever sex it is whether it's Anal or oral you always want-
D: *interrupts him* vaginal. You forgot vaginal.
H: *confused* vag-vaginooool???
D: with a vagina
*L&H share a puzzled look*
L: vagina? What is this mafia bullshit?!
H: yeah sorry Darc what Dad means so say is that we're not familiar with that term. How do you pronounce it again? vag, vaginu?
L: yeah, whatever in any case it's important to wear protection. So you don't get STIs or genital warts-
D: *shocked* excuse me-
L: ah yeah, genital warts, the absolute worst. You remember those harry?
H: *shivers*
L: yup definitely don't want those basturds, so here we got you a condom. *hands condom to darcy*
D: *takes condom disgustedly*
H: *claps hands and jumps up and down adorably and excitedly* ooo!!! Darcy's first condom!!! Let me get this for the album!!! *pulls out camera* EVERYBODY SAY SAFE SEX!!!
*cut to most awkward family Christmas card photoshoot*
