The Life of Alex Cane: Dark Times

Ch. 9

Cheesy Chad: Yo, do you know why Raven and José aren't here?

I look at the text like it's the stupidest thing I've ever seen.

Me: Seriously? You know just as much as I know, plus you have their numbers dude. But honestly, I wouldn't call them because they're probably getting it on (;

I laugh a bit at my own text which causes Mr. Barnes to call my name.

"Alex please come up and solve this problem since something else is obviously funny." A few girls giggle while some guys whisper.

Ugh, attention.

I get up and make my way to the white board. This problem is pretty simple, yet I don't feel like being here. Nor answering it.

I glance at the marker placed on the holder beneath the board and feel a tad bit mischievous today. I remember the marker I had in my pocket and take it out. Starting to write I grin, actually glad that I chose to take it with me today.

Don't you dare even wonder why.

After I'm done, I put the marker back in my pocket and make my way back to my seat.

Mr. Barnes gets up from his desk as laughter erupts in the classroom.

"Alright alright, settle down! Thank you Alex for answering th-" He stops talking and looks shocked at the board.

The laughter gets even louder and his shock quickly becomes anger.

"Alex Cane! Go to the principal's office NOW!" He shouts and I can't help, but smile.

I know I hate attention, but I can't help that I like pulling stunts......which causes attention.

Unfortunately.

On the board I wrote 'This class is fucking bullshit' with a bull and a turd. Representing bull and shit.

Oh yeah, did I mention that I wrote it with a permanent marker? Haha he's in for a surprise.

I walk to the door as I see him grab the eraser. Before he tries to wipe it off, I leave and slam the door. Giving that dramatic effect.

"IT'S PERMANENT?!" I hear him shout and immediately I crack up laughing.

Time to make my way to the young beauty's office.

***

"Really Alex? You wrote that? What will I do with you?" She sighs and I laugh.

"Hopefully allow me in your bed." I wink at her and she just laughs.

"Your attempts at flirting with me is illegal you know." She smiles at me and I nod.

Ah, Principal Morris. Or I like to say her first name which is Stacey. She is so by the book, but then again, she isn't.

"I know, but you're stressed out. Wait.....is it your love life?" I ask in all seriousness because she's in a relationship that IS pretty much illegal.

I usually attempt at flirting with her only to cheer her up. She's the youngest principal this school has ever had. She's twenty-eight to be exact and she's extremely gorgeous. Brown hair that is usually in a bun, but when it's down its pretty much shoulder length. Blue eyes with a tad spec of brown, if you really observe them like I had. She also wears rectangular glasses that make her eyes look sharper. She's fairly tall, but shorter than me like most. She's usually all smiles and when she's stressed her mind doesn't think clearly.

As for her illegal relationship well, it's with one of the seniors. I wouldn't say pedophile or anything. This woman here is truly in love with this girl. I wish I could meet her, because Stacey here is my really good friend and I want to ensure she's always treated right.