You wink at the shopkeeper suggestively.
"What are you doing?" He says.
"I'm winking suggestively."
"What are you suggesting?"
You wiggle your shoulders.
"Oh, yuck." He says. "I'm asexual."
"What does that mean?" You ask.
"It means I do not experience sexual attraction."
"What, like plants??" You ask.
He picks up a jar full of a bluish liquid and throws it at you. You feel an immediate burning sensation.
You hear the man yelling, "NO NOT LIKE PLANTS" as you take your last breath.
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777: A Choose Your Own Adventure Story
AdventureYou've just woken up in a mysterious place. How will you find out what happened to you? Will you ever find your way home? This story is completely gender-neutral. Formerly titled "999" but changed as I found out that there is a published CYOA called...
