this isn't really a one shot but i really wanted to do this so uhhhh
victor - you like his long neck
gloria - you're either a guy, read a lot of fanfiction, or both
your mom - you probably have a thing for overalls. and your mom
hop - you need a hug. like are you okay
leon - you're basic and definitely love charmander
bede - you comment 'first' on videos, and heavily rant about his character arc
marnie - goth gf!! probably a reddit-user, and if you're female, congratulations! there's a 99% chance you're a lesbian
milo - you're a big softie
nessa - you like anime, the colour blue, and thats it
kabu - you like sports a lot. its kinda scary
bea - you really really really like thighs
allister - you also need a hug
opal - you're really into crackhead culture
gordie - you think he's heavily underrated and don't ever stop talking about him
melony - you have mommy issues
piers - you share some kind of emotional connection to him
raihan - you're really horny (and short)
sonia - you loved her from the moment you set your eyes on her, without a doubt
YOU ARE READING
sword and shield x reader (oneshot book)
Fanfictionwow oops this is not what i usually write uHhhh sword and shield oneshots bc my love for the game is like w o w z a rn not gonna lie h a h a mild swear warning?- like they're kids so