sword and shield x reader (oneshot book)

requests and rules

- no nsfw because almost every character is a child- plus i can't write that stuff oops
- if you're gonna request come up with some kind of summary- like you don't have to, but whoever does gets extra funky points. and if you don't then i'm gonna take those funky points and put them to good use by possibly making something kinda strange??
- no angst- especially not with hop because bro i will c r y
- this is human characters. not pokemon. i am not writing drednaw x reader or something like that because not gonna lie dude,, that is borderline bestiality and is pretty nasty
- no pedophilia. because duh. and while we're on that kind of note, no incest either

uhhhh put requests on this page- if you request somewhere else you'll be redirected here

also if you want me to do something ingame lemme know bc otherwise you're gonna get some post game stuff-

and i haven't gone through the entire post game yet but i've heard enough spoilers that i think i'll be fine for now

oh right

spoilers!! if you don't want spoilers for post game or ingame then don't read this book aha