>be me
>work at the snack stand at the zoo
>it's the day of the grand opening
>work with your good friend
>you both banter and get distracted
>"oh shit Jake I think we weren't supposed to sell water from THIS cart"
>holy fuck the guys who bought water got turned into animals
>everything goes mental
>everyone gets fired
>one coworker finds a bloke who got turned into a rabbit
>"okay guys we need to find all of them and turn them back somehow!" she says
>two weeks later
>you still can't find a clue about the manimals on the surface web
>go to the internet cafe to search deep web
>wtf computer goes mental
>you're hacking into NORAD somehow
>a message with congrats on your |_33t hacking skillz pops up on the screen
>"that kind of hackin' demands a pint to celebrate. Let's go - I'm at the computer just in front of ye. Don't mind ma affliction"
>you look up
>holy fuck it's a fucking lemur
>with human eyes and brown non-lemur fur
>you cursed a hacker who's gonna doxx you to hell if you don't help him
>FML
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[Blush Blush] The Last Base Is the Basement
FanficDo you ever fantasise that at the day of grand opening of the zoo your boss would leave bottles of magical water right next to the regular water that you are supposed to sell to the customers? That you would accidentally sell that magical water whic...
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