Good Omens Quotes

Ineffable husbands

Crowley : "Didn't you have a flaming sword?"
Aziraphale : "Uh..."
C : "You did! It was flaming like anything, what happened to it?"
A : "Uh..."
C : "Lost it already, have you?"
A: "Gave it away..."
C : "You WHAT?!" ( He just fell in love )
A: "I gave it away!"

C : "Oh you're an angel, I don't think you can do wrong things."
A : "Oh oh thank you"

C : "It'd be funny if we both got it wrong, eh? If I did the good thing and you did the bad one."
A : *laughs* *wait what* "No! Wouldn't be funny at all!"

C : "What was it he said that got everyone so upset?"
A : "Be kind to each other."
C : "Oh yeah, that'll do it..."

A : "I assume this is about..."
C : "Armageddon, yes."

A : "We will win of course!"
C : "You really believe that?"
A : "Obviously !"

C : "We have to work together!"
A : *think think think* "No."

C : "Everything turn into bouilla-bouillabe"
A : *emoji kiss*

A : "In fact, I could entertain."
C : "No no no, please no."

A : "Wrong boy?"
C : "Wrong boy."

A : "Oh It's a new cologne, my barber suggested it."
C : "No, no, I know what you smell like!"

C: "We are doomed..."
A : "Well, welcome to the end times."

A : "You've lost the boy."
C : "WE've lost him"

C : "You could miracle it away?"
A : "Hm yes but, I would always know the stain was there. Underneath, I mean..."
C : *Gay blow* 😏

A : "You hit someone..."
C : "I didn't. Somebody hit me."

C : "DUCKS!"
A : "What about ducks?"
C : "They are what water slides off."
A *fed up with his husband* : "Just drive the car."

A : "Anthony?"
C : "You don't like it ?"
A : "No no I didn't say that, I'll get used to it." [ London 1941 ]

A : "I don't even like you!"
C : "You dooo!"

C : "Your bookshop isn't there anymore. I'm really sorry. It burnt down."
A : "All of it?"
C : *stammers* "Yeah..."

A: "The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of..."
C : "AGNES NUTTER ! YES, I TOOK IT! SOUVENIR!"
A : *proud husband*

A : "Pity I can't inhabit yours! Angel, demon, probable explode"
C : *almost puke*

C : "Didn't that used to be your sword?
A : "I do believe it was."

"A : Come up with something or...*hesitates to kill him buy can't do that because he loves him* or I'll never talk to you again!"
C : *goes AAAAAAH* ( Can't let this happen ! )

C : "Tartan collar, really?"
A : "Tartan is stylish !"

A : "I like to think none of that would have worked out if you weren't, at heart, just a little bit, a good person."
C : "If you weren't, deep down, just enough of a bastard to be worth knowing. Cheers. To the world."
A : "To the world." 😍